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Vandaling 

Some new form of grammar for the already existing word of vandalize. Vandaling seems to originate from a cardboard sign with the ingenious slogan "stop vandaling education" held up by a *teacher* as form of protest.

No further comments about that.....

May in future be written that way referring to the forgone source or because the person using vandaling is dumb and doesn´t know any better.

Hopefully this word stops existing before becoming a trend.
"STOP VANDALING EDUCATION FIANNA FAILl! OUT!"
"Dude, what´s up with this sentence?"
"Lol, you won´t believe it, but I saw this picture on the nets with this teacher chick holding up a sign with that slogan."
"You´re lying aren´t ya?"
"No, it´s true. Never seen it? I´ll show it to ya."

"Vandaling. It´s a perfectly cromulent word."
"What?!"
Vandaling by Mataza August 26, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch

cultural vandalism

The act of partisan ideologues taking over entertainment properties and turning them into (typically poorly received) political agitprop.
Marvel and DC have been huge victims of cultural vandalism these past few years,
cultural vandalism by answerer5976 August 16, 2021
To damage or destroy someone else property.
Verona spray printed Daniel's house without asking for permission, Daniel had said to her she had vandalize his property. Now he has to pay lots of money to fix the damage.
vandalize by Mary-Potter December 4, 2017

Wikipedia Vandalism 

Wikipedia vandalism is an act of course where the user will add an irrelevant comment, remove all the text, replacing the text, adding links etc, which have nothing to do with the original article.
Person 1: Why the fuck are there Mario links on the fucking Sonic page on Wikipedia?

Person 2: Some faggot did Wikipedia Vandalism again.

Vandalism 

Damage to a place without people knowing
There was vandalism at my school this weekend
Vandalism by Vandalsism November 30, 2016

False Vandalism 

the act of being “sued” for a non-existing crime by a screaming 10 year old on Xbox live
im suing you for false vandalism if you dont give me v-bucks you fat loser go hug your mommy
False Vandalism by Joe F. Mama January 15, 2021

vandalised bus seat 

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.
Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.
vandalised bus seat by julian December 15, 2013
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