Van's

Skate shoe company that first arrived in 1966. They originally made shoes for technical use and performance then gradually got better at making skate shoes for skaters and like wise use. Then recently they have made a new 'canvas' range which non-skater (posers/hipsters) wear and claim it's 'comfy' when really they only wear them due to their popularity and appearance. The canvas edition do not last a long time, its just that people roam around posing not actually skating so of course they are going to last!

Poser: Hey! Check out my new Van's
Skater/ Normal person: That's nice... Im sorry but... Do you even skate??
Poser: ....No... I mean yes! All the time! I can 360 Kickflip- underflip to manual fakie!
Skater/ Normal person: Yeah... Okay... Why do you wear them then?
Poser: because they are well comfy!
Skater/ Normal person: Don't lie, its because everyone else wheres them and you are the people that ruined Van's rep and you should now hang yourself!
Poser: No one loves me! *kills themselves*

Everyone else: Making the world a better place for everyone!!! Yayyy!

by Anon V December 31, 2012

If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!

A popular phrase and bumper sticker from 1970s. It means that people are having sex in the van if it's rocking and they don't want you to come in.

Bumper Sticker: If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!
Van: *rocks back and forth*
Steve: I guess I shouldn't be knockin'.

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Team Tyler's Van

People who wish Bella Swan from the Twilight series was killed by Tyler's Van instead of being saved by Edward. Very often mentioned on Yahoo Answers and Anti-Twilight websites.

Person 1: Are you on team Edward or Jacob?
Person 2: Neither I'm on Team Tyler's Van

by Azombieatemyshoelace October 15, 2009

Brad's Van

1. A way of identifying a sexual predators vehicle. In most cases a homosexual male.
2. A "Brad's Van" can be seen cruising up and down streets looking for a sexual partner or male model conspicuously.

I heard Lou got scooped up by Brad's Van and had his rear end plugged furiously, much to his delight.

by Widdomaker December 19, 2007

Pop's Van

(n.) The van that the sub-g's pick up their shorties in or do bootleggin' runs in.

"When we take pop's van for a burbsta drive, we get swarmed by the honeys like bees to a hive."

by E-wreckshun December 12, 2003

Van Gogh's Paint Brush

The secretion soaked, cylindrical accumulation of pubic hair at the bottom of the scrotum, which exists as a result of very sloppy oral sex, that paints the receivers forehead or chin with their own saliva throughout the sexual encounter.

Usually occurs during Midwest Water Torture.

I was attempting to write my name on her forehead with Van Gogh's Paint Brush, but the flow of saliva washed my work away far too quickly.

by RussellWestbrooktripdub November 13, 2017

van diemen's land

the strip of hair that goes from above your belly button to your pecs.

also, the original nickname for tasmania.

girl: what's the hair that goes from above a guys belly button to his pecs?

guy: that's van diemen's land

by ebonhawk January 2, 2012