Vampire Dick
After eating and drinking like a pig for the past year, I stepped out of the shower this morn and saw in my reflection that I now had vampire dick.
Vampire Dick by Sebastiandangerfield July 18, 2018
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Vampire Dick by Colossal Horse July 2, 2020
Vampire dick sucking
Vampire dick sucking occurs when the one individual performing the act of fellatio bites the head off of the reciever's penis, then proceeds to suck all the blood from the penis and the rest of the body for adequate nutrients
Potential method of suicide, not a popular choice
Potential method of suicide, not a popular choice
Tim: Did you hear about the mishap with Stacy's diet?
Joe: Nah bruh give me the dirt
Tim: she got so hungry that she sucked the life out of her boyfriend during netflix and chill, vampire style yo
Joe: damn yo, that vampire dick sucking ain't no joke
Joe: Nah bruh give me the dirt
Tim: she got so hungry that she sucked the life out of her boyfriend during netflix and chill, vampire style yo
Joe: damn yo, that vampire dick sucking ain't no joke
Vampire dick sucking by Le bass wuber March 19, 2018
Dick vampire
A person in need of cock to survive. Lives of the semen of others. Jaw is similar to the vampires from Blade 2.
Mark threw on his kneepads and instantaneously became a dick vampire. He quickly skidded across the groung and latched his mandibles to Nicks gooch with a resounding tha-whack.
Dick vampire by SOJAA December 25, 2016
dick vampire
dick vampire by #malatto May 29, 2014
Dick nosed vampire
one who thinks that the freeway is a nascar track. Swerving through lanes without regard to safety during commute hours but not managing to pass many people.
Look at that dick nosed vampire he needs to relax this is not nascar it's the monday morning commute.
Dick nosed vampire by zoobileezoo April 17, 2009
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