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The condition whereby you look in the mirror and you're so fat you can no longer see your cock.
After eating and drinking like a pig for the past year, I stepped out of the shower this morn and saw in my reflection that I now had vampire dick.
by Sebastiandangerfield July 18, 2018
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The state of existence your penis is left in when someone sucks it too hard and doesn't mind their canine teeth.
Yes I'd love to fuck you baby but I got a bad case of vampire dick... Maybe you should wear a mouthguard next time you blow me.
by dopiwan November 16, 2011
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