One who is perversely obsessed with young, pretty vampires as depicted in fiction, movies. The term originated from fans' obsession with the characters in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series of novels. Usually refers to females ages 14 and up.
Can also be used as a derisive term.
OMG! I'm a total vamperv for Edward Cullen. He's so hot!
She's become a total vamperv. Maybe she'll stop blathering on if we replace her Anne Rice novels with the Bible or Jim Butcher books.
When someone you know or notice someone walking by, and has clearly noticeable bite marks. Generally these marks are on the neck. These marks are very obvious, but can be on other parts of the body as well.
Noun: A be there moment; a moment in the past which cannot be conveyed satisfactorily to those who were not present at the time. Any attempted conveyance of anecdote will meet with the tumbleweed effect, in other words a horrible awkward silence.
Jon: Oh yeah it was so funny in history today, James said 'LEEEEEICSTER SQQQUUUARE', it was so hilarious.
Mark: ...
Jon: Um.. or maybe not... it was a vampatu.