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Drunk/Stoned. From slightly drunk/stoned to completely blacked out. Mostly used when someone has lost any usual abilities.
Die vent is volledig vampeta!
vampeta by Ghizsh June 1, 2014
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Vampette 

A fanbase belonging to The Vamps.
Bradley: (from The Vamps) We thank all of our Vampettes

Girl #1: I'm a Harmonizer
Girl #2 : I'm a Directioner
Girl #3 : I'm a Beliber
Girl #4 : I'm a Vampette
One who is perversely obsessed with young, pretty vampires as depicted in fiction, movies. The term originated from fans' obsession with the characters in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series of novels. Usually refers to females ages 14 and up.

Can also be used as a derisive term.
OMG! I'm a total vamperv for Edward Cullen. He's so hot!

She's become a total vamperv. Maybe she'll stop blathering on if we replace her Anne Rice novels with the Bible or Jim Butcher books.
vamperv by Lillbet D. May 15, 2008

Vamptress 

(noun) 1. A modern version of a preternatural being who preys ruthlessly upon others; extortionist.

2. A vampy woman who unscrupulously seduces men and tends to have Dommineering tendencies.

3. A vampire dominatrix who tends to be more coy in her seduction, darker, more alluring.
The vamptress kicked off her leather heels and slowly bent down to seductively nibble on the bound man in a coy alluring fashion.
Vamptress by Deeberri December 22, 2008
When someone you know or notice someone walking by, and has clearly noticeable bite marks. Generally these marks are on the neck. These marks are very obvious, but can be on other parts of the body as well.
Woah you can definately tell that guy got lucky last night. His girlfriend Vampt the hell outta his neck.
Vampt by Mangocruz February 22, 2010
Noun: A be there moment; a moment in the past which cannot be conveyed satisfactorily to those who were not present at the time. Any attempted conveyance of anecdote will meet with the tumbleweed effect, in other words a horrible awkward silence.
Jon: Oh yeah it was so funny in history today, James said 'LEEEEEICSTER SQQQUUUARE', it was so hilarious.
Mark: ...
Jon: Um.. or maybe not... it was a vampatu.
vampatu by bryan manderson April 15, 2008