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valving
me: check out these tomatoes i grew organically in my backyard.
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?
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Steam Valving
An extremely difficult sex act in which both partners mutually climax and mutually expel flatulence during the 69 sexual position.
Steam Valving by The Haitian Hot Box March 9, 2011
Valving
Vulvating
A reference in slang to a Man who acts like a vascalating Pussy aka a part of the Womens private anatomy as the Vulvula. A mans in ability to make a decision under pressure in front of his fireinds or family don't finally conceeds to someone else doing it.
Created during a Road trip between four Brother-in laws, where one called the other a valvating Pussy after he could not decide which way to turn on a open highway under pressure..
Created during a Road trip between four Brother-in laws, where one called the other a valvating Pussy after he could not decide which way to turn on a open highway under pressure..
Valooning
Valooning by Demolition Dave October 9, 2018
Valvanized
A stay-at-home housefrau who sits on his ass while his wife goes to work.
Valvanized is when your doctor daughter marries a neer-do-well & all your hopes & dreams for her are dashed.
Valvanized is when your doctor daughter marries a neer-do-well & all your hopes & dreams for her are dashed.
My daughter's boyfriend came over for the first time today and immediatly I could tell I had been valvanized like a bitch.
Valvanized by wetwille November 13, 2018
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