Valvaning 

To survive and advance in anything one attempts in life.

I was Jimmy Valvaning to get where I am now

Valvaning by A.$.L. March 21, 2025

valving 

the act of attempting to grandstand another when not all appropriate for the situation.

me: check out these tomatoes i grew organically in my backyard.
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?

valving by 1strule May 13, 2009

Steam Valving 

An extremely difficult sex act in which both partners mutually climax and mutually expel flatulence during the 69 sexual position.

Too much Taco Bell leads to some sloppy steam valving.

Steam Valving by The Haitian Hot Box March 9, 2011

Valving 

When Valve releases the Heavy update for Team Fortress 2 or Half Life 3

Person 1: Dude they gonna make a major update for TF2!
Person 2: Omg they are finally valving!

Valving by AerySurah November 8, 2021

Vulvating 

A reference in slang to a Man who acts like a vascalating Pussy aka a part of the Womens private anatomy as the Vulvula. A mans in ability to make a decision under pressure in front of his fireinds or family don't finally conceeds to someone else doing it.

Created during a Road trip between four Brother-in laws, where one called the other a valvating Pussy after he could not decide which way to turn on a open highway under pressure..

Come on Bob...give me a decision you Vulvating Pussy.....

Vulvating by ManDoor April 21, 2005

Valooning 

Someone who is able create an orgasm by making balloon animals inside of a vagina

I had her valooning last night

Valooning by Demolition Dave October 9, 2018

Valvanized 

A stay-at-home housefrau who sits on his ass while his wife goes to work.
Valvanized is when your doctor daughter marries a neer-do-well & all your hopes & dreams for her are dashed.

My daughter's boyfriend came over for the first time today and immediatly I could tell I had been valvanized like a bitch.

Valvanized by wetwille November 13, 2018