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Valentanal

My wife said that she wants valentanal instead of flowers.
Valentanal by Chucktastic68 February 13, 2021
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Velettah 

A velettah is the best person you will ever meet, she if funny, pretty, and brings life to any party she is a VERY SMEXY BEAST and if you find a best friend like her then you are one hella lucky person
Guy: hey who’s that girl over there
Girl: NO ONE
Guy 2: ohhh SHES velettah SHES superrrrr smexy
Guy: DAMNNNNNNN
Velettah by Randomdude3333 February 13, 2018
A derogatory term used to describe a friends Volkswagon Jetta when said friend trades in a masculine vehicle for this feminant automobile selection. The term combines the words vagina and Jetta, implying that the driver no longer posesses testicles.
My friend traded in his 2006 Toyota Tundra 5.7L for a 2.0L VaJetta.
VaJetta by tundradriver June 30, 2011

valletta 

The capital city of Malta named after Grandmaster Jean Parisot
de la Vallette.Was built after the Great Siege of 1565 when the Maltese triumphed over the Turks.
Man 1: Hey have you been to Valletta?
Man 2: No, but I hear it's great!
valletta by Da hamalli January 27, 2007

Valentard 

someone who makes out Valentine's day to be something more than just a tribute to chocolates and the color pink.
She spent an hour telling me how important it was for her to get a date by Valentine's Day.

What a Valentard.
Valentard by ShowFire March 2, 2011
Valetto is a male with the power of the God Hercules. He is meant to be strong, bold and arrogant. Fear is not in his dictionary.
Valetto means to be bold and fearless.
valetto by Valetto January 11, 2018