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carlo valletta 

The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.
Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too
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(1) See you next tuesday - valetta! (2) Valetta. How are you?
Valetta by Spookalilly April 3, 2008

Vallettaportation 

Vallettaportation. {Vuh-let-tah -per-tey-shuh n} \ adjective: The action of sitting on top of your luggage while on an electric scooter. The act of transporting someone AND something. Usually done in foreign countries when all other transportation is unavailable and traffic is at a standstill. Will cause city goers and tourists to look but is efficient in getting to your final destination with all your baggage. Can only be done on two wheels.
“The valettaportation service—and others like it—epitomize what the sharing economy is all about”

“She arranged for the vallettaportation of her furniture to her new apartment, her Uber Scooter was three feet away”

“This week, the first case of Ebola was discovered in Goma, a vallettaportation hub on the border of Rwanda as scooter were an abundance, and gas was expensive
Vallettaportation by Hanna1Sea August 27, 2019