Valentina M 

she likes touching little people and should be arrested for being LESBIAN, she likes to hit and abuse animals. She also tried to be a ballerina but failed miserably, she got embarrassed in-front of year 12s and they all gave her dirty looks and she looked like a dumb donkey. She also looks like shrek from the movie 'SHREK'

shrek- "Valentina M looks like me."

Valentina M by jenila April 3, 2024

I'm So Over Valentine's Day 

A phrase screen printed on a t-shirt that a divorced woman wears in February if she was dumb enough to get married on Valentine's Day.

I was married in Las Vegas on February 14th and now that I am divorced, which ruined that holiday; I wear my favorite t-shirt that says, I'm So Over Valentine's Day.

I'm So Over Valentine's Day by NonnaK March 1, 2011

Valentino Maneuver 

The Valentino maneuver starts with a dinner of hot, spicy, sloppy, wet, well sauced buffalo wings. Then without using napkins or wipes, you proceed to give hand and oral pleasure to your lover's penis.

I'm loving these hot wings so much, I want to perform the Valentino maneuver on you under the table.

Valentino Maneuver by jimsmom February 21, 2015

valentino Martinez 

Another name for someone who illegally entered america. Usually a male but can be a female.

Man did you see that dirty mexican he,s probably a Valentino Martinez

valentino Martinez by Cameron<3kaitlyn May 2, 2017

Valentine Mouse 

A mouse that was made pink on valentines day. it is veyr loving and puts a smile everybodies face. he warms ur heart and soul with his pink wiskers

That Valentine Mouse is a Hottie

Valentine Mouse by drizzle February 14, 2005

Valentine Morgenstern

Literally one of the two biggest fictional aholes (the other being his son) you will ever meet.
Don't, just don't

Valentine Morgenstern? Ahole

Valentine Morgenstern by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021

Valentino Mendez 

Valentino Mendez is quite a loud person. However, he may seem very hyper and social, but he can also be quite and shy. He is a sensitive person so you must care him well. Valentino Mendez is very friendly and loves making new friends. He can either handle negativity very well or very badly. He is not an awkward person and can be quite funny.
He is a big alpha male. He is smart academically but practically not so much. He has a really bad mic no matter what he uses. If you upset him he will be very emo. He is a caring person and if his friends are upset or leave he will be sad. He’s been through a lot and is still going with life so he is a tough person. If you are friends with a Valentino Mendez, be lucky and treat him well. He is very pleasuring and has big dick energy.

that guy is so emo, he must be #Valentino Mendez

Valentino Mendez by 0bIue February 27, 2022