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King among men. Some might say the reincarnation of Jesus christ. Truly a man behold. Ferociously intelligent and Charismatic. He is also Incredibly good looking, makes people laugh, and a high level athlete in every discipline except swimming because it is a gay sport and Valéry is straighter than a pencil. He is often referred as President, Superman,, Superior, My Liege, Count, and Duke of Savoy. He has a massive penis and is also very tall however people don't believe that he is. He fucks, drinks and makes bêta males do his bidding. He is the ideal man in all shapes and form. Finnaly he is the most modest person I have ever met. A true Icon of his generation.
It is said that God made the world in 6 days and rested on the seventh.

That is false, God took 6 days to make Valéry and the seventh to make him a kingdom worthy of his greatness.

Valéry is a baller.
Valéry by Squidyfriend November 27, 2021
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Valery is a Gorgeous girl. She is usually short and very funny. She'll crack a joke at every opportunity that shows up to her. She's very wise . She is very talented at anything and everything. She is an artistic person and loves to talk a lot. She may seem shy at first ... but be aware that she is very talkative if you give her a Few days. She has an amazing smile and she is very playful. But be careful... because once mad she is very wise into how to get through situations .
Girl : Woah! Have you seen how gorgeous Valery is?
Boy: she looks amazing !
Girl : Yup , she's my best friend!
Valery by Jholjer April 13, 2017
Valery is an extremely amazing person. She always puts you first and she cares about her friends so much. She is also extremely loyal. She can be kind of annoying, but she's a good person and very lovable. She has the most amazing personality. She also has a lot of boy problems. It's like how do you get that many boys. I mean we know you're hot, but you don't have to show off. LMAO... Valery is amazing and they are always there for you. They will literally swear on it. By the way, if you have a feeling that they don't care, they do they just have a weird way of showing it. Also don't get on their bad side, they can be pretty feisty. She also doesn't like my pranks very much, but shes cuter when she's mad so it all works out. Now, I might've lost my Valery, but keep your Valery because you're gonna need her .She is my whore. W=wholesome, H=humble, O=Outstanding, R=Retardedly Amazing, E= extremely sexy person. Even though we might have issues, I STILL LOVE YOU. With everything I got. Take it like a champ.
nobody:
literally not one soul
12 year old Logan Paul fans: Valery is big gay
Valery by Senditttttt June 18, 2019
Valery is a wonderful short girl! She loves getting hugged and her heart is very fragile. If you’re valerys Bestfriend or friend you are lucky to have her as one! She’ll care for you and she’ll always have your back no matter what happens to her! She is a very good singer and she has lots of talents that others don’t know ! Valery has a sweet tooth so hand her anything that has sweets in it or sourness! She is beautiful,and kind! Also she has a very good personality and she is a person to date cause she is loyal and loving. Her smile will make anyone’s day. Valery loves to make others happy cause it makes her happy. She’ll try to make your day when you are sad, she will try her best to make you happy even if it takes all day or night! Valery is a really good kisser as you can tell. Every guy would want her as their girlfriend but she doesn’t Always go for the looks she goes for the personality but just a little bit of looks. Valery loves getting hugs from people cause it makes her feel better! Even though if she’s sad or mad she’ll still try to make others happy so she could also be happy too. She will deny that she isn’t beautiful when she is !
Boy: Wow valery is a beautiful girl!
Girl: I know right she’s also a great Bestfriend!
Boy 2: I want to date her.
Valery by Idek anonymous October 1, 2018
The bestest friend you'll ever have. She's gorgeous and very caring. She goes with the flow and almost never complains. She's lots of fun and you'll always have a good time with her. She's smarter than she thinks she is. She falls for guys easily and seems to get hurt a lot. But oneday she will find her perfect guy because she is so beautiful.
Valery is gorgeous!
Valery by BAM Baby June 28, 2010
Valery is a super sexy and hot girl and is very exiting and energetic she usually loves playing sports and all the guys fall for her she's the bestest friend you'll have and is very real and is always there for you but if you mess with her your going to regret it don't mess with her!
Whoa! Did you see valery today she looked so hot
Valery by Katiemother July 21, 2017
A Cowan's crush. Usually very pretty and smart. Will be sought after by many guys.
I am in love with Valery, she's so hot.
Valery by Haha revenge September 28, 2011
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