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vanessasexual 

Vanessasexual is when you’re heterosexual but gay for Vanessa Morgan and only Vanessa Morgan.
Girl 1: omg did you see saskias new Vanessa edit?
Girl 2: yes it made me Vanessasexual
vanessa is a female name, and in greek is means ‘butterfly’. vanessas are beautiful and strong, and most importantly always stay tough on the inside. no matter what, they will fight until the ends of the earth for their best friends, too. they are very positive, and shy at first. however, once you get to know them, you’ll find out that theyre extremely adventurous and lovable. it’s always a plus to have a vanessa in ur life!
vanessa is MY best friend, and I wouldn’t trade her for the world!
vanessa by basketballsoccer21 November 26, 2017

vanessa. 

The most amazing girl u will ever meet. Has an amazing smile. Beautiful eyes. And a charismatic personality.she will never fail to make u smile and she has an amazing body. God took his sweet time on her. She just makes u wanna go.. mmmmm mm mm m.

Dirty Vanessa 

Is that woman who can take your man but doesn’t want to, takes care of her own, beautiful yet dirty In all right ways. She’s hard to find and most likely to be a 10/10
You need a dirty Vanessa in your life.
Vanessa: A girl who is overlooked by others, someone who is very special but is much too often taken for granted. An amazing girl who is incredibly beautiful on the inside and out. A person who is extremely sensitive, even in a comfortable environment. Although very friendly and sociable, Vanessa can be shy and apprehensive. A person who comes once in a lifetime, that will change who you are as a person forever. Someone who you should never let go, if you do you will regret it. She loves to sing, eat, and laugh. Her soulmate will be someone that shes had a past with and came back in her life, Vanessa is described as a simple word such as beauty.
Vanessa is Like A Flower Freshly Cut From A Garden
vanessa by NameEdits November 27, 2012
Vanessa is a great friend and an all-around great person to spend time with. She is shy around new people but can be a lot of fun once you get to know her. She's mysterious and only shares secrets with her closest friends. However, she will always be there for you if you need her. She has the most beautiful brown eyes that sparkle when she looks at you and her smile will light up your day. She is beautiful in every way. She also has a unique sense of fashion. Vanessa can be seen wearing mismatched shoes and socks, and bright colors. Vanessa enjoys baking and is a superb artist. She is a girl you come across once in a lifetime. If you are friends with Vanessa, don't let her go or you will regret it for the rest of your life.
Friend #1: I went to the movies last night with Vanessa.
Friend #2: No way! How was it?
Friend #1: Amazing! She is the sweetest girl in the world!
Friend #2: I know! How could anyone not love her?
Vanessa by JeffreyTheGiraffe May 18, 2013
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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