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our lord and savior, patron saint of theater and doing the nasty
Hey man did you remember to praise Vajesus today?
Vajesus by meggsandbacon October 14, 2015
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The jesus of vaginas much like a pimp.
Dude, i'm trying to get laid can you help me? you're like the vajesus
Vajesus by tape worm October 23, 2008
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1. A perfect vagina that is good to go for whatever comes its way. i.e. sex.

2. A vagina that is betrayed by vajudas in terms of cock-blocking
1. Moriah- I just shaved; my vajesus is ready to perform miracles!

2. Megan- I'm gonna go with you to the movies with your boyfriend ok??

Moriah- My vajesus hates your vajudas right now.
vajesus by playmeganplay November 27, 2009
A nun or other oveerly religious female
She is such a vajesus, everything she owns has a bible verse inscribed on it
vajesus by zimz June 1, 2005
vajesus is the dopest vag ever found in mankind. I guess you could say lord and saviour of the sausage.when one taste the vagjesus one knows what the angles taste.
Ted:I went all the way with saddie last night. Jason: how was it? Ted: she's like vajesus.
Vajesus by Black mamba 420 May 15, 2015
It's when a chick puts a flashlight inbetween her legs, in her cooter, and when she spreads her legs, it looks like Jesus is coming out of her pussy

that's a vajebus
1. My sick girlfriend showed me her vajebus, so I smacked that bitch.

OR

2. My boyfriend tried to pull off a vajebus and it was fucking sick and the flashlight smelled like shit.
vajebus by TakaTakaTacos11 October 26, 2007
1) A cross between Jesus and Vegeta. Secretly SATAN, disguised as a 13 year old boy named Chris.
I am Vejesus's number one fan.
Vejesus by dedweesel January 27, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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