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The jesus of vaginas much like a pimp.
Dude, i'm trying to get laid can you help me? you're like the vajesus
Vajesus by tape worm October 23, 2008
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1. A perfect vagina that is good to go for whatever comes its way. i.e. sex.

2. A vagina that is betrayed by vajudas in terms of cock-blocking
1. Moriah- I just shaved; my vajesus is ready to perform miracles!

2. Megan- I'm gonna go with you to the movies with your boyfriend ok??

Moriah- My vajesus hates your vajudas right now.
vajesus by playmeganplay November 27, 2009
A nun or other oveerly religious female
She is such a vajesus, everything she owns has a bible verse inscribed on it
vajesus by zimz June 1, 2005
vajesus is the dopest vag ever found in mankind. I guess you could say lord and saviour of the sausage.when one taste the vagjesus one knows what the angles taste.
Ted:I went all the way with saddie last night. Jason: how was it? Ted: she's like vajesus.
Vajesus by Black mamba 420 May 15, 2015
It's when a chick puts a flashlight inbetween her legs, in her cooter, and when she spreads her legs, it looks like Jesus is coming out of her pussy

that's a vajebus
1. My sick girlfriend showed me her vajebus, so I smacked that bitch.

OR

2. My boyfriend tried to pull off a vajebus and it was fucking sick and the flashlight smelled like shit.
vajebus by TakaTakaTacos11 October 26, 2007
1) A cross between Jesus and Vegeta. Secretly SATAN, disguised as a 13 year old boy named Chris.
I am Vejesus's number one fan.
Vejesus by dedweesel January 27, 2003
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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