vagtable 

A vegetable that you can put in your vagina instead of a dildo

Carrots, cucumbers, zucchinis, etc

Those dykes are so poor they use vagtables

vagtable by Kaytlinnn January 14, 2009

vagtable 

A very healthy, clean, delicious pussy comparable to vegetables, a common necesity needed to stay healthy.

Always eat your vagtables!

vagtable by arel May 28, 2007

vagtable 

a form of some fungus growing on a girls vagina, either smaelling very unpleasant, and looking quite mangled. Usually a result of poor hygene, or not cleaning.

Jen had some weird vagtables growing on her coochie.

vagtable by harrison tal October 5, 2007

Vagtable 

Any vegetable that a woman can use to pleasure herself.

Gina went to the store to get some vagtables to pleasure herself with. She ended up getting a zucchini and an eggplant.

Vagtable by @Richardburns March 24, 2019

Vagtable 

The female equivalent to the male "parsnip".

Tyler go take the dog out so you can eat your vagtable tonight.

Vagtable by TruckerWife1539 January 29, 2021

vagtable sex 

When a women uses vegetables to masterbate, a play on the words vagina and vegtables

Women- how much is that cucumber,
Shop keeper- 70pence love,
Women - great I will take it, its big enough for the vagtable sex I've got planned,
Shop keeper- want another for ur ass, i can do two for a pound.

vagtable sex by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

Sausage & Vagtable Pizza

When a male and female have sex on a pizza and then eat it (perferably w/ the toppings sausage and vegtables.)

Marissa and Mike had a sausage & vagtable pizza last night.

Sausage & Vagtable Pizza by Michael 2 January 1, 2008