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A man that takes crap on stump in woods
I saw a vagp in the woods yesterday
Vagp by Bangp May 12, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
A portmanteau of the words "vagina" and "Rapunzel", a fairy tale princess known for her extremely long hair. A vagpunzel is a girl who has extremely long pubic hair, perhaps long enough so as to be used for climbing short distances. It can also refer to the immensely hairy vagina itself.
"With how hairy her arms are, you know she's got to be a vagpunzel."
"Of course she is. I think I saw some of her bush peeking out of the bottom of her jeans."
vagpunzel by NawDude May 7, 2010
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The act of high fiving a girls vagina.
James: Yo I was out with Hanna last night.
Joe: What happened?
James: I gave her some vagpalm.
Joe: That explains why she isn't in class today.
Vagpalm by getsomebih April 25, 2011

Vagpocalypse

To be overwhelmed with the amount of females in a given area.
Matt: Dang, There are so many women here tonight i don't even know where to begin.

Jeff: Yeah its the vagpocalypse.
Vagpocalypse by darksideone June 6, 2010
Getting Santi all up in your biz.
"santi, all on the floor. santi, gimme some more. santi till you get so-"

"stop it you vagpipe."
vagpipe by santisantisanti October 21, 2007
A vagpig is a person who is addicted to vagina with no remorse to std's or the quality of the woman.
"Wow did you see who john was with last night?" "Yeah he's defiantly a vagpig in my book"
Vagpig by Billy Wings July 23, 2009

vagpounderific 

something so awesome only this word can describe it.
that burrito was vagpounderific.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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