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getting santi all up in your biz.
"santi, all on the floor. santi, gimme some more. santi till you get so-"
"stop it you vagpipe.
vagpipe by tehvagpipe October 21, 2007
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someone who inserts their penis into a vagina merely to clean the inside of the vagina, not for sexual pleasure.
Honey can you be a vagpipe for me a sec I'm getting kinda moldy.
vagpipe by mofukkinG November 11, 2010
Kangaroos have 3 vaginas and an image of this resembles a bagpipe. So a 4-some with three girls is known as a vagpipe.
Hey man I had a threesome lined up for Saturday night, but one of the chicks is bringing a friend so I'll have my first ever vagpipe.
vagpipe by RockyCole333 August 18, 2022
Kangaroos have 3 vaginas and an image of this resembles a bagpipe. So a 4-some with three girls is known as a vagpipe.
Hey man I had a threesome lined up for Saturday night, but one of the chicks is bringing a friend so I'll have my first ever vagpipe.
vagpipe by RockyCole333 August 18, 2022

vagpipes 

Whist going down on a chick, placing your mouth over her vaginal opening and blowing her pussy up like a baloon; then you push down on her lower abdomen as if you are playing the bagpipes at a Scottish wedding. The resulting notes from the Vagpipes is just as musical as the best Bagpipes.
G: Hey Marc, why do you have a black eye?

Marc: I surprised my new girlfriend by playing the Vagpipes last night...hey, she tasted like tunafish, what else was I going to do to entertain myself while I was goin' at it?

G: Well worth it!
vagpipes by G. Lee October 10, 2007
a person who takes sexual pleasure from drinking menstrual blood
The vagpire steeped the used tampon in his cup, like a fine tea.
vagpire by Mutha Fuckin Bawb August 18, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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