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1. v. To pull out the contents of a female cliterice and consume.

2. n. The act of nurishing oneself with the contents of a vagina.

3. adj. Bloody and messy.

4. adv. To do so while being horny for the consumption of a vagina's innards.
Yo, holmez, im so tired from last night: I was up all night VagPag-ing Nikki.
A woman who has succumbed to the illicit power, money, and propaganda that emanates from a Vaginal Vampire and is willing to throw other women under the bus to gain the most meager of accolades from a VagVamp.

A VagHag will think, say, and do anything that a Vaginal Vampire requests in the name of religious idolatry or conservative dogma.
Sue had been standing in line for days. She was demeaning and pestering women who were entering the clinic for their health care needs. When asked, "Why are you acting like a VagHag?" her meek response was "My boss wants me to stop other women from using birth control or getting abortions and he even pays me for being here!"
VagHag by Bort6 October 1, 2012
Related Words
VagPag Vagbag vagaga vagager vagaggle vagaginal Vagagna vagagne vagsag vagvag
the insulting mix between a vagina and a faggot
vagagot by immrPedoson February 19, 2012

Vagaggle 

The weather is perfect for cunt flying, look there is a vagaggle right now!
Vagaggle by Thevsgaggler June 4, 2018

Vagagony 

The pain between the legs that women feel from the seat on a bicycle, or after a spin class. Kelly Ripa brought attention to this word by using it on a "Late Night With Jimmy Fallon" episode.
I need to buy padded shorts, because I'm in vagagony after that last ride!
Vagagony by Supergenius1 April 14, 2010
The act of high fiving a girls vagina.
James: Yo I was out with Hanna last night.
Joe: What happened?
James: I gave her some vagpalm.
Joe: That explains why she isn't in class today.
Vagpalm by getsomebih April 25, 2011
n. Personal issues or conditions traditionally carried around by women. Most typically, these issues are either unresolved troubles from the past or an outrage born of some minor slight their significant other or friends managed to unwittingly inflict. Etymologically from "vagina" and "baggage".
"I'll open the door for you, but I won't carry your vagagge."
"Man, Lindsey and Meghan have so much vagagge, I can't imagine how they're both married. Their poor husbands."
Vagagge by Rambutan January 8, 2009
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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