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vagpipes 

Whist going down on a chick, placing your mouth over her vaginal opening and blowing her pussy up like a baloon; then you push down on her lower abdomen as if you are playing the bagpipes at a Scottish wedding. The resulting notes from the Vagpipes is just as musical as the best Bagpipes.
G: Hey Marc, why do you have a black eye?

Marc: I surprised my new girlfriend by playing the Vagpipes last night...hey, she tasted like tunafish, what else was I going to do to entertain myself while I was goin' at it?

G: Well worth it!
vagpipes by G. Lee October 10, 2007
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scotish vag pipes 

When Performing Oral Sex On A female, Fill Your Lungs With A Full Breath & Then Fill The Vagina With All Of Your Air. Then Run Away While Being Chased By A Chorus Of Kweifs From The Vag Pipes
After Performing The Scotish Vag Pipes John Is Now Single
scotish vag pipes by POON SLAYER April 17, 2014
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Getting Santi all up in your biz.
"santi, all on the floor. santi, gimme some more. santi till you get so-"

"stop it you vagpipe."
vagpipe by santisantisanti October 21, 2007
getting santi all up in your biz.
"santi, all on the floor. santi, gimme some more. santi till you get so-"
"stop it you vagpipe.
vagpipe by tehvagpipe October 21, 2007
someone who inserts their penis into a vagina merely to clean the inside of the vagina, not for sexual pleasure.
Honey can you be a vagpipe for me a sec I'm getting kinda moldy.
vagpipe by mofukkinG November 11, 2010
Kangaroos have 3 vaginas and an image of this resembles a bagpipe. So a 4-some with three girls is known as a vagpipe.
Hey man I had a threesome lined up for Saturday night, but one of the chicks is bringing a friend so I'll have my first ever vagpipe.
vagpipe by RockyCole333 August 18, 2022
Kangaroos have 3 vaginas and an image of this resembles a bagpipe. So a 4-some with three girls is known as a vagpipe.
Hey man I had a threesome lined up for Saturday night, but one of the chicks is bringing a friend so I'll have my first ever vagpipe.
vagpipe by RockyCole333 August 18, 2022
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