vagpipes

Whist going down on a chick, placing your mouth over her vaginal opening and blowing her pussy up like a baloon; then you push down on her lower abdomen as if you are playing the bagpipes at a Scottish wedding. The resulting notes from the Vagpipes is just as musical as the best Bagpipes.

G: Hey Marc, why do you have a black eye?

Marc: I surprised my new girlfriend by playing the Vagpipes last night...hey, she tasted like tunafish, what else was I going to do to entertain myself while I was goin' at it?

G: Well worth it!

by G. Lee October 10, 2007

scotish vag pipes

When Performing Oral Sex On A female, Fill Your Lungs With A Full Breath & Then Fill The Vagina With All Of Your Air. Then Run Away While Being Chased By A Chorus Of Kweifs From The Vag Pipes

After Performing The Scotish Vag Pipes John Is Now Single

by POON SLAYER April 17, 2014

vagpipe

Getting Santi all up in your biz.

"santi, all on the floor. santi, gimme some more. santi till you get so-"

"stop it you vagpipe."

by santisantisanti October 21, 2007

vagpipe

getting santi all up in your biz.

"santi, all on the floor. santi, gimme some more. santi till you get so-"
"stop it you vagpipe.

by tehvagpipe October 21, 2007

vagpipe

someone who inserts their penis into a vagina merely to clean the inside of the vagina, not for sexual pleasure.

Honey can you be a vagpipe for me a sec I'm getting kinda moldy.

by mofukkinG November 11, 2010

vagpipe

Kangaroos have 3 vaginas and an image of this resembles a bagpipe. So a 4-some with three girls is known as a vagpipe.

Hey man I had a threesome lined up for Saturday night, but one of the chicks is bringing a friend so I'll have my first ever vagpipe.

by RockyCole333 August 18, 2022

vagpipe

Kangaroos have 3 vaginas and an image of this resembles a bagpipe. So a 4-some with three girls is known as a vagpipe.

Hey man I had a threesome lined up for Saturday night, but one of the chicks is bringing a friend so I'll have my first ever vagpipe.

by RockyCole333 August 18, 2022