vaginica 

The christian name of the maid of David Gest. Vaginica Semen (full name) was outed on the 2006 UK television programme 'I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!'. She almost undoubtedly does not exist, but this has not stopped her becoming a star in her own right.

David Gest: "Vaginica, wipe my bottom for me please."

vaginica by V.J. December 3, 2006

Vaginacade 

Like a barricade for vagina, cock block.

How you doin? Not tonight honey I have a headache.

She used the Vaginacade.

Vaginacade by BKibbles December 30, 2008

Vaginacation 

When a woman has just completed her period and wants a little extra time before jumping back in the sack again.

After a week of abstaining from sex while my girlfriend had her period, I was flabbergasted when she told me that she was still on an extended vaginacation.

Vaginacation by UB_surfer September 25, 2014

Vaginacade 

When your wife will not give it up for weeks no matter what youve done.

Another word for Barricade.
Another reason why guys like to look at Jenna Jamison.
Also the reason why internet porn is so popular.

So uhhhhhhh, wanna do it.
Nahh, Ive got a headache
Nahh, Ive got a toothache
Nahh, My hair hurts tonight
That woman is blocking you with a Vaginacade...

Vaginacade by BKibbles July 21, 2007

vaginicle 

The icicle-like buildup of dried out vaginal fluid on the shaft of the penis, post coitus.

pl. vaginicles.

They lay together in the after glow, sweat glistening off their bodies, and a thin covering of shimmering vaginicles covering his now-flaccid member.

vaginicle by Whytee December 19, 2004

vagificate 

to have vaginal muscles so powerful they are able to break an object in half.

Synonym: vaginate

Aly vagificated her metal button splitting it in half

vagificate by Captain Klamydia March 2, 2009

Vaginacal 

Scared or worried about a situation, or person.

Dude, You are getting all Vaginacal, just ask her out!

I'm sure your boss didn't notice that you messed up, stop being so vaginacal!

Vaginacal by JLAdrianG April 22, 2009