Wingman: Yo
bro, how'd it go with that beefcake broad you picked up after she won the women's power lifting competition?
MuscleBitchBanger: It was going good only had a few bruises, no bleeding after she slapped me around a
bit to show me who's boss. Once she had put me in my place, she then
whipped my pants off and started sucking.
Wingman: Right on
Bro , I'm getting jealous, so what happened next.
MuscleBitchBanger: We started making out and dry humping until Every inch of my body was covered in that super dooper ridicuously XXXXXX-tra dark bronzer bodybuilders wear.
Wingman: Fuck
bro, you da man!!!
MuscleBitchBanger: I assumed what i felt poking in my leg was a pen she had in her pocket then remembered power lifting singlets dont have pockets.
Wingman: So what was it
bro?
MuscleBitchBanger: i took a look downstairs and saw a tiny
unicorn emerging from her steroid enhanced lazy
jay.
Wingman: What the fuck,
Bro?!@#$
MuscleBitchBanger: Turns out it was her engorged clit which grossed me the fuck out. I tried to run away but she grabbed me by the hair and said in a husky voice "where the fuck do you think your going,get back here and suck
mommy's Vajunicorn".
Wingman:
Bro, that's some fucked up shit.
MuscleBitchBanger: No shit, god damned thing still haunts my dreams it was like sucking on a long slim lumpy
carrot. That was when i swore that i was done hooking up with any chick that has broader shoulders ..................EWWWW