Vaginal Beard 

when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.

That sally girl got her vaginal beard all in my teeth!

Vaginal Beard by Johnny Cock-knocker June 17, 2012

Vagina Beard 

An vagina that hasn't been shaved ever and has a huge amount of hair. Its like a normal beard if you don't shave it for about a year. Except on a girls vagina.

Guy 1: Dude I saw Brittany naked.
Guy 2: Does she have a vagina beard?
Guy 1: Yeah. Yeah she does.
Guy 2: Ew

Vagina Beard by cruisemissleking August 24, 2009

vagina - beard 

the act of a man's facial hair resembling an unshaven vagina.

dude, check out his vagina - beard!

vagina - beard by kyotoprotocol August 8, 2011

Vaginabeard 

Used to describe a woman who has facial hair and leaves you wondering what she has down under. Usually the result of poor female hygiene.

Did you see that girl in our photography class? She has more facial hair than me...she must be a vaginabeard!

Vaginabeard by Shamblelol February 8, 2010

joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025