Vaginal Beard
when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.
Vaginal Beard by Johnny Cock-knocker June 17, 2012
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Vagina Beard
An vagina that hasn't been shaved ever and has a huge amount of hair. Its like a normal beard if you don't shave it for about a year. Except on a girls vagina.
Guy 1: Dude I saw Brittany naked.
Guy 2: Does she have a vagina beard?
Guy 1: Yeah. Yeah she does.
Guy 2: Ew
Guy 2: Does she have a vagina beard?
Guy 1: Yeah. Yeah she does.
Guy 2: Ew
Vagina Beard by cruisemissleking August 24, 2009
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vagina - beard by kyotoprotocol August 8, 2011
Vaginabeard
Used to describe a woman who has facial hair and leaves you wondering what she has down under. Usually the result of poor female hygiene.
Did you see that girl in our photography class? She has more facial hair than me...she must be a vaginabeard!
Vaginabeard by Shamblelol February 8, 2010
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