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When ones ass begins to sag and takes on the appearance of a vagina
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When a person has tendencies beyond being an asshole

"My husbands ass started sagging and he now has a vagina ass"

"That dude acted like such a vagina ass"

Vagina ass by Hells angel bites June 14, 2016

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Vagina-Ass

When an old person's buttocks gets so flabby and muscle depleted that the skin around the anus starts to look like a woman's vulva.

The old man's vagina-ass pooped out a soft dookie that was hard to clean.

Vagina-Ass by everythingannoysme August 18, 2012

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The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard

A 68 page book written by Shawn Wunjo. Possibly the most vulgar book ever published, it is probably the closest one can get to a real-life Scrotie McBoogerballs.

Written based off an outline of the events of Virgil’s Aeneid scribbled on the back of a cocktail napkin by a drunk, it's actually nothing like the Aeneid at all. It’s more like the Odyssey, only more fucked up, more epic, and definitely more interesting to read.

An excerpt from "The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard":

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOAT-LOVING ANALSAUSAGE FUCK FACTORY!" Lucifer Niggerbastard screamed, giving the shape in the window a double-handed flip-off. Mr. Moneyballs could go fuck himself.

The Vagina Ass of Lucifer Niggerbastard by Schniggedy Jones May 6, 2010

bipolar vagina ass

A girl who claims to have sex but starts cappin when she gets the chance.

Yo man did you have sex with that girl last night. Nah bro, she was cappin with her bipolar vagina ass

bipolar vagina ass by SaintPablo May 27, 2019

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Ass Vagina

A Gay Man's Asshole.

Lance had so much gay sex that his "Ass Vagina" was swollen and sore.

Ass Vagina by Lump of Coal January 5, 2008

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Busted Ass Vagina

A condition in which your female partner's vagina is always malfunctioning limiting your sexual activity.

Rob: "Yo cuz, I just need to bust a nut but Sheila's got the Busted Ass Vagina again!"

Dave: "Man, you better call Natasha"

Busted Ass Vagina by FreddyMerc April 11, 2008

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busted ass vagina

slang for a girl on her period

Boy: "hey baby you wanna have sex?"

Girl: "I got a busted ass vagina, don't fucking touch me!"

busted ass vagina by mysalsa115 October 13, 2010

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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