Vagina'd 

When a developing storm system just happens to miss the area you're located at, moving very closely around you in both directions.

It's happening again Scott...this damn storm just vagina'd us.

Vagina'd by Jaikob April 28, 2011

vagina'd out 

a phrase to describe when you have mentally or physically had enough vagina for a certain period of time.

Hi, i'm a Gynecologist. Im constantly vagina'd out.

Man, the sex scene was filmed today. I tell you what, i'm totally vagina'd out.

vagina'd out by scruffdan March 29, 2010

Vagina Douch 

A person that becomes a douchbag whenever there is a pretty girl around. Typically, it is either a girl being ignorant out of jealousy, or a guy being ignorant trying to impress the vagina.

Examples of people being a Vagina Douch: Carl is typically such a nice guy, but he becomes a complete douch whenever Valerie is around. Hey did you ever notice what a douch Tina can be when a hot girl is hanging out with us?

Vagina Douch by Chas501 August 21, 2008

Vagina Distortion Field 

Like the notorious reality distortion field (RDF) of Steve Jobs, a Vagina Distortion Field (VDF) affects perception, which thereby alters behavior. When someone is affected by a woman's VDF, every aspect of her being seemingly improves in that person's view. A woman's VDF typically only influences those who have not yet had access to said vagina. Being warped by a VDF is different than being pussy whipped. With the latter, the whipped individual behaves abnormally to maintain access to the pussy, but perception of the vagina owner is not altered. The VDF often has the greatest affect on the owner of the vagina, making her vastly overestimate her worth, influence, and potential.

Spock: "Captain, you are once again risking the lives of the entire crew in the pursuit of some green slag."

Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."

Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."

Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"

<cue Kirk fight music>

Vagina Distortion Field by Bachelor boB January 17, 2012

vagina doppelganger 

Someone that is so good going down on a female, it feels like there is two people down there.

Aye my boy is a vagina doppelganger so get something good off the meat rack

vagina doppelganger by smashley and trip j October 12, 2010

vagina-decliner 

A homosexual man

vagina-decliner by El Scroto August 29, 2003

Vagina Drug 

Noun. A controlled substance that is hidden from the cops, family, friends, etc. in the vaginal area.

Person 1:The cops are coming! Hide the drugs!
Person 2:Already taken care of.
Person 1:Where are they?
Person 2:In my vagina.
Person 1:Really, Vagina Drugs?!

EXAMPLE 2:
Girl 1:This weed tastes atrocious!
Girl 2:...Sorry, that was hidden from the police in my vagina.
Girl 2:Ugh, sick! I always told Eleanor not to smoke those Vagina Drugs!

Vagina Drug by PeterCottontail May 25, 2010