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vagective 

When a guy uses a word that should only be used by women.
Jason used a vagective when he said it was a fluttering bug that flew by his face.
vagective by devin the devil May 10, 2013

Vagective 

Pronounced (Vah-add-juh-ick-tive)

1) A word used when describing the whole or any part of the human female vagina.
Dude One: What vagectives would you use to describe your girlfriend's mom?

Dude Two: Hmmmm.... Let's see...

Dude One: On second thought, I don't want to know.
Vagective by Dash Fever February 16, 2010

vadjective 

floppy, tragic, God forsaken, atrocious
vadjective by Sam the Mighty March 29, 2005

Vagentine 

when you get the vag on valentine's day
did she give you a Vagentine?

no she had her PRod
Vagentine by ChairlockGolmz February 14, 2013

Vagestival 

A large gathering primarily consisting of people with vagina's. A festival, if you will, of ladies.

The opposite of a sausage fest. A vagina festival, or a Vagestival.
"Dang we really need some sausage up here, this party is turning into a giant vagestival."
Vagestival by Marcel_the_Shell January 9, 2013

Vagentine’s Day 

A holiday dedicating love to all the pornstars out there.
You: It’s Vagentine’s Day today.
Me: Happy Vagentine’s Day.
Vagentine’s Day by gregben February 15, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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