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vagective
vagective by devin the devil May 10, 2013
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vagective • Vagictive • Vagjective • vadjective • Vagection • Vagentine • Vagentine’s Day • Vagestival • Vajectile
Vagective
Pronounced (Vah-add-juh-ick-tive)
1) A word used when describing the whole or any part of the human female vagina.
1) A word used when describing the whole or any part of the human female vagina.
Dude One: What vagectives would you use to describe your girlfriend's mom?
Dude Two: Hmmmm.... Let's see...
Dude One: On second thought, I don't want to know.
Dude Two: Hmmmm.... Let's see...
Dude One: On second thought, I don't want to know.
Vagective by Dash Fever February 16, 2010
vadjective
vadjective by Sam the Mighty March 29, 2005
Vagentine
Vagentine by ChairlockGolmz February 14, 2013
Vagestival
A large gathering primarily consisting of people with vagina's. A festival, if you will, of ladies.
The opposite of a sausage fest. A vagina festival, or a Vagestival.
The opposite of a sausage fest. A vagina festival, or a Vagestival.
Vagestival by Marcel_the_Shell January 9, 2013
Vagentine’s Day
Vagentine’s Day by gregben February 15, 2022
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