clownpenis's definitions

kryptonite

(n.) a form of crystal methamphetamine that turns into a green liquid when melted for the purpose of the inhallation of its vapors.

Man this ice is kryptonite, this shit is crazy.

by clownpenis January 6, 2006

The Needful

(n.) need-fuhl

1. The needful is what needs to be done.
2. A common translation error due to sentence structure variances.

"Yes it appears that you need to audit your server."

"Ok, Please do the needful. The needful needs to be done."

by clownpenis September 4, 2006

vaganus

(n) A condition that is caused through over penetration of the vagina and anus. As the activity persists, the two orifaces become one.

Ashley has a very large vaganus.

by clownpenis October 2, 2005

dilly dong

When you are doing your chick in the butt and your dink gets coated like a dilly bar from Dairy Queen.

I put it in her butt and all I got was a dilly dong.

by clownpenis September 28, 2013

dfdub

1. slang for dfw
2. down for whatever

Yeah, I am about to head to tha DFDub, you down?

Yeah, I'm dfdub!

by clownpenis May 8, 2006