(pronounced vaj-CANE-o) A vagina that is torn from being pushed too hard on during childbirth. Also usually caused when the baby shoots out too fast. Resembles a volcano erupting.
Doctor: "Keep pushing! Just a little more."
Woman: (screaming, pushing).
Man: "Look at that vagcano!"
Woman: "She was such a fat baby that when I gave birth to her, she gave me a vagcano!"
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.