Definitions by Captain_r3Dbeard

Tallahassee Taquito 

A variation of the Alligator Fuckhouse in which the afore mentioned act is performed on a rug or mat of some sort. After the Fuckhouse is complete, the couple will find themselves rolled in the mat like a Taquito.

I took the Alligator fuckhouse to the next level by giving her a Tallahassee Taquito.

Tallahassee Taquito by Captain_r3Dbeard March 4, 2024

Vag-cano 

A variation of the sex act: Fresh-Maker in which the performer adds soda to the mix creating a volcano.

That girl said she was into science so I gave her a Vag-Cano like my 3rd grade science project.

Vag-cano by Captain_r3Dbeard March 4, 2024

Fresh-Maker 

The Fresh-Maker is a sexual act that consists of performing cunnilgus or anal-lingus with a Mentos in the performers mouth. That mentor is then transferred into the respective hole.

I gave that girl a Fresh-Maker because her ham wallet smelled like a porta-potty in a July afternoon.

Fresh-Maker by Captain_r3Dbeard March 4, 2024