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Vag Face 

One who is blessed with facial features resembling those of the common vagina.
Check out the state of vag face over there.
Vag Face by Justin O'Connell October 17, 2007
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Vag face 

To have facial hair that makes your face look like female genitalia. Poorly manicured goatee.
Phil has a vag face.
Hey vag face trim your vag.
Phil is a vag face all-star.
You have a vag face goat.
Vag face by Troy Baker October 9, 2007
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vag face 

Phil aka Bling's vagina looking grill. Most mistake it and want to insert a finger.
Phil is a vag face all-star.
vag face by Troy Baker October 5, 2007
(verb) To make the gesture of eating out a girl, using your two fingers pressed against your face and your tongue sticking out between the middle of them. Derived from the words "vagina" and "face" combined into one term. A great place to see this displayed is in a teenager's MySpace pictures, preferably the pictures of a lesbian.
(noun) The gesture itself of eating out a girl.

Vagfacing is also a recreational sport you can play at any time of the day. Here is an example of one way to participate in this game: While driving around and blaring your nigga beatz (not necessary but highly recommended), if you happen to spot a civilian or group of civilians, do the following after choosing your target. First, lean out of your car window with your target in eyesight; perhaps scream or make some noise to get the nearby civilian's attention, and once they turn toward you to look, BAM! You vagface them when they least expect it. The reactions of the players that are involuntarily thrown onto the opposing team of this sport are spectacular.
The MySpace context: "Umm, Sarah Dyke, you are vagfacing in every single one of your pictures."

The sport context: "Hurry, roll down your window, there is a biker coming up and I want to vagface them while we pass!"

The regular activity context: "My mom would not stop yelling at me last night about my report card, so I vagfaced her in the middle of her sentence. That shut her up."

Used as a noun: "That was a lousy vagface. You can barely even see your tongue."
vagface by Sarah Dyke June 20, 2008
When a girl is menstrating and the utility of her vagina is accordingly diminished, her face takes on the vagina's duties and responsibilities. She becomes VagFace.
So I heard your girl's on her peiod. Hard luck mate.

No dont worry about it, at least I got some Vagface.
Vagface by R.S.L.Wit October 6, 2007
The emotion that uses the number three for a mouth, which apparently is supposed to be cute, but in the end just looks like a vag with eyes.
:3/=3
Send that bitch a vagface. Bitches love vagface.
Vagface by Niggette March 17, 2012
to designate a certain behavior as toolish or gay.
Dude, your a fuckin' vagface!!!!!!

Todd is such a vagface for doing that.
vagface by manbeast@vt April 15, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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