Vacuum King 

A title that you manipulatively bestow upon your husband to insure that he continues to rule the vacuum in your household.

Oh honey, when I see my muscular Vacuum King moving like a big cat through the house, I am in a constant swoon!

Vacuum King by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.

"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."

vacuuming the duck by Duck Vaccumer June 12, 2016

vacuuming the carpet

Woman giving her man a blowjob.
Giving getting head
Knob job

I can't believe she would vacuum your carpet.
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So Shelly did you vacuum his carpet yet?
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No one vacuumed my carpet that deep before Teresa.
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Don't interrupt me she is vacuuming the carpet.

vacuuming the carpet by FatherTimeWarp November 27, 2011

Vacuuming 

An implications tha you have had or are on shrooms

I was vacuuming yesterday
Man I've been vacuuming for like three hours

Vacuuming by km_McBam April 5, 2008

vertical vacuuming

sucking up, the act of ingratiating oneself with someone to get what you want.

he got the job by vertical vacuuming the boss

vertical vacuuming by F. Lopez June 7, 2007

vacuuming 

masturbation with a vacuum

why is there white stains on the vacuum?
cus james was vacuuming himself

vacuuming by craig March 12, 2003

Vacuuming the lizard 

v.

1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob

To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.

Vacuuming the lizard by Spambo April 1, 2009