Vacuum King

A title that you manipulatively bestow upon your husband to insure that he continues to rule the vacuum in your household.

Oh honey, when I see my muscular Vacuum King moving like a big cat through the house, I am in a constant swoon!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

vacuuming the duck

Doing something mostly useless just because the recipient enjoys it. Inspired by a video of a lady vacuuming her duck.

"I didn't get much work done today, because I was in a meeting, vacuuming the duck from corporate."

by Duck Vaccumer June 12, 2016

vacuuming the carpet

Woman giving her man a blowjob.
Giving getting head
Knob job

I can't believe she would vacuum your carpet.
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So Shelly did you vacuum his carpet yet?
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No one vacuumed my carpet that deep before Teresa.
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Don't interrupt me she is vacuuming the carpet.

by FatherTimeWarp November 27, 2011

Vacuuming

An implications tha you have had or are on shrooms

I was vacuuming yesterday
Man I've been vacuuming for like three hours

by km_McBam April 5, 2008

vertical vacuuming

sucking up, the act of ingratiating oneself with someone to get what you want.

he got the job by vertical vacuuming the boss

by F. Lopez June 7, 2007

vacuuming

masturbation with a vacuum

why is there white stains on the vacuum?
cus james was vacuuming himself

by craig March 12, 2003

Vacuuming the lizard

v.

1. performing fellatio 2. giving a blowjob

To show Jim her appreciation for the new widescreen TV, Nancy dropped to her knees and started vacuuming the lizard.

by Spambo April 1, 2009