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Vigorous 

When you are thrusting into that female private area at a high pace
Person 1: mate, I was proper vigorous with that lass last night
Person 2: oh sick charva! Good on ya
Vigorous by handmethenoose April 1, 2017

Vigorous 

Is when your sexual partner is going at it and ends up causing a sex injury like bruising your bladder
The doctor said you bruised my bladder and said you need to calm down as you was too vigorous
Vigorous by Markim May 12, 2018

Vigorous Vulcan 

A sexual act which is synonymous with the "Vulcan Death Grip" or "Vulcan Nerve Pinch".

The Vigorous Vulcan is a brutal, soul crushing and mentally demoralizing handjob. Your chicken will be literally choked- your monkey mercilessly spanked-your bishop beat until crippled.

Subsequently, your member will have the same fate as the majority of Star Trek's Red Shirts: Death in Agony, along with enough friction-burn to ensure that it looks like a red shirt in the first place.
I received a handjob in my lady friend's car last night. Needless to say it was freezing below zero and she gave me a vigorous vulcan. Now it hurts to move. Khannn!!!!!
Vigorous Vulcan by Khann!! October 24, 2011

Vigorous shit 

Taking a powerful dump by using excessive force to squeeze out the turds, this act is usually followed by an excessive amount of grunting.
Dude 1: "Did you take a shit yet bro?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, I'm just gonna hold it in, some asshole is taking a vigorous shit in there and it smells like a mother!"
Vigorous shit by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Vigorous Jazz Hands 

When you combine foreplay into a hand job.
boii you don’t wanna catch these vigorous jazz hands xD

vigorous hugging 

aka sex

vigorous hugging is a PG way of describing sex in front of other people who don't want you to talk about sex.
extremely effective when mentioned in front of younger siblings who hate to hear about you having sex.
I.E. We don't have sex we just hug very vigorously.
vigorous hugging is better than seeing jesus
vigorous hugging by pygmalion_2005 October 1, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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