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sooo hot babe i cant live without vatt i love vatt man i cant live without vatt. vatt is all that forms my life. vatt is all i want and all i would like.
- I love Vatt
- OMG, DON'T STEAL MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND VATT!
- No IT'S MY FUTURE BOYFRIEND, NOT YOURS
- VATT IS MINE!
- NO MINE
- WE ARE NO MORE FRIENDS

- OK GO CRY TO SIGNITIE
- AT LEAST HES HOT
Vatt by Albert Homosexual III February 9, 2023
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vatt mictor

a butter sculptor with a strong sexual passion for mannequins.
Vatt Mictor sculpted his real doll out of butter.
vatt mictor by christo January 17, 2005
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E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas 

Slang Italian definition, an ancient lenguage ancestor of the Italian, it litteraly means "and you who talks like that what do you want from me?? Go kill yourself breathing gas!"

Slang italiano, deriva da un dialetto antico, significa letteralmente "e tu che parli così cosa vuoi da me? Fai una cosa e vatti ad uccidere con il gas!"
-Hey, could you please send me your homework?
-no.

-E ka ti parl d acs da me c ve cercand Fo na cos vatt ad acck pu gas
ejaculate, primarily human and primarily in reference to a male, but may refer to any gender or species, also generally in large amounts.
That bukkake video had so much vattis!

or

I understand that whales release the most vattis of any animal; that's why the ocean tastes the way it does.
vattis by Von Funkenstein November 2, 2011

Vattitude 

A force that pushes you to the limits of your ability. Not taking no for an answer. Having the power to thrive in complex and and confusing situations where others give up.

Vattitude comes and goes, and is enhanced by group vattitude. It is more of a concept, but if it came from a biological reaction, it would be addrenaline and endorfines on steroids.

There is a lot you can do to trigger a shot of vattitude, alone or with friends. Stay positive, grab the best opportunities and say no to mediocracy. Say what is unsaid, do what is undone.
I feel a lot of vatti in the environment. He has so much vattitude, nothing can stop him.
Vattitude by Amalafa February 7, 2021
Pronunciation: \va-tü\
Function: noun

1. an indelible mark or figure fixed upon the body by insertion of pigment under the skin overlying the pubis.

2. A permanent adornment of the female genitalia.
Seeking a more permanent adornment than the vajazzle, she decided to invest in a new vattoo.
vattoo by kmac, md May 13, 2010
১. ASSHOLE GUY WHO STEAL FROM KRANIEFF XMRVIZZY

২. A INSULT FOR THE THIEF
৩. A MOTHERFUCKER WHO FUCK MOTHER YOU IS
THAT VIZZY ACTS THE A FUCKING THE VATTIC
Vattic by LEGALISE_PIRACY September 5, 2022
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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