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Referring to the powers possessed by a particularly MAGICAL vagina.

Like magical, but better! ;)
Bob: Dude what happened after you went home with that clubgirl the other night?
John: Dude she was so fucking awesome, like the best fuck partner EVER....she is truly vagical
Bob: Right on broseph....want a blunt?
John: yeah.
Vagical by k@t!e January 19, 2008
an euphoric encounter with a vagina. (Magical Vaginal Experience)
He/She/They had an orgasm and it was VAGICAL!!!
VAGICAL! by Charles Xander Bee65 December 11, 2017

vagical powers

Bro, i had sex with Alexa last night she has super vagical powers.
That girl has super vagical powers, she mad ehe cum four times.
vagical powers by dj382017 March 8, 2017

vagical eruption 

a generic name for a "Rock Band" band
BP. hey Vagical Eruption is in Sweeden
Random man: (walks away)
vagical eruption by bp mcbitchin March 25, 2008

vaginal dissonance

(n) - An unstable combination of women that increases ambient bitchiness. This can occur when the natural vibrating frequencies emitted from one woman's vagina interfere with those of another, causing an unappealing positive feedback (aka vagitation) that attenuates the mood of all women contributing to the dissonance. The intensity of vaginal dissonance is directly proportional to 1) the average distance between each vagina, and 2) the average amplitude of emitted vaginal frequencies, which can vary dramatically between women. It is believed that most documented cases of PMS are actually mistaken episodes of vaginal dissonance.
Bob: "Dude, do not go in that room right now."
Paul: "Why?"
Bob: "Because my sister and her mother-in-law are both in there, and the vaginal dissonance is extreme."
Paul: "Damn...would you like to get a taco or something?"
Bob: "Would I!"
vaginal dissonance by ah_halifax January 6, 2013

vaginalphobia 

Yo man, Shane never has a girl what's up with that? That fag is suffering from vaginalphobia.
vaginalphobia by bootiebandit July 3, 2014
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