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User Friend 

A User Friend is someone who is your friend because you are able to provide favors for them. They use you for services or favors. This could range anywhere from letting them use your laundry machines to giving them a ride somewhere.

The main characteristic of a User Friend is that they will not or will rarely return favors for you.

The User Friend's motivation may or may not be intentional. They may genuinely feel and believe that they're a good friend, but in actuality, either their laziness or lack of reciprocity makes them not a good friend.
John and Kay, Kay is the User Friend.

Kay: Hey John, can you help me fix this file? All of the pages are not the right size.

John: Sure, no problem! Hey what are up to this weekend? Up for hanging out?

Kay: Sure, I'll give you a call!

Kay never calls.

Joseph and Michael, Joseph is the user friend.

Joseph: Hey, thanks for taking me to the airport Mike. I really appreciate it.

Michael: No prob man! Hey, do you think you could watch my dogs for the weekend while I'm out of town?

Joseph: Oh, I've actually got company over that weekend. Sorry bud!

Joseph did have company, but very well could have taken a couple of hours throughout the weekend to take care of Michael's dogs.
User Friend by Firefly_Mal October 10, 2010
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User-friend 

A friend that only contacts you when they need a favor or want to borrow something from you and that is the only motivation for their contact with you.
Whenever she texts me she doesn't even say hello she just asks for a ride, a favor, or to borrow something. A user-friend.
User-friend by Ogram888 April 28, 2011

user friendly

A type of freeloader that is "friendly" because s/he's using you for money/help/maybe even sex
- i'm sick of that fucker robb, has anyone noticed that when the bill comes he takes at least 3 minutes to take a dollar out of his wallet?
- he's user friendly. he's always hoping our change will cover his bill.
user friendly by catfight12 January 11, 2009

user friendly

User Freindly is when u get a little too friendly with ur computer.
Guy 1: I had cyber with some chick online and i got a little carried away.

Guy 2: Let me guess, User Friendly?

Guy 1: *embarrassed* Shut up.

user-friendly 

The verbally-portrayed status/nature of a smooth-talking snitch who pretends to be tolerant/supportive of anyone who "uses" (i.e., consumes illegal drugs), but actually rats you out to da fuzz/Feds behind yer back.
If a computer or other complicated device is marked as "user-friendly", dat's all well and good, I guess --- it's when a PERSON claims to be this way dat ya should get antsy and suspicious.
user-friendly by QuacksO August 7, 2018

user non-friendly 

(1) unappealing to the common nature of man and machine.
(2) Mac, Apple, Macintosh, (excluding the ipod) (3) Down right just not compliant or convenient.
Derived from the early era of time before PC's, man just didn't have a chance to interact with a computer. Once the tyranny of the user non-friendly mac was ended by the birth of PC, the world could be connected and the everyday person fulfilled their desire to use a computer.
user non-friendly by Benny00T January 18, 2009