Useless Potato

A term referring generally to a male human who wakes up at 1 pm and then proceeds to do nothing but browse reddit and 9gag.
Person A: so after waking up at 1 in the afternoon, and doing nothing but browsing reddit and 9gag up until now
Person B: You are a useless potato
by idiot12345 August 06, 2013
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useless sack of potatoes

A useless sack of potatoes is very useless like me,they are to smart and not cool
Girl 1:omg look at that useless sack of potatoes!
Girl 2: she is so fucking gugly
by #uselesssackofpotatoes May 23, 2018
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