God’s blessing. She’s the definition of an angel, one of the mostbeautiful women you will ever meet. Her body is only ONE of the millions of beautiful things about her.
1). A face-off between two men who have inserted lit firecrackers into their urethra's. A winner being the male who first successfully masturbates/ cumms the lit firecracker out of his urethra before igniting.
2). A gamed played on a narrow enclosed space, (6'x60') with two men, mounted on mountain bikes. One must try to get past the other man, while the other man attempts to stop him. Neither of the men are allowed to dismount their bikes.
1). "Dude, you want to play a quick game of usakweehif?"
2). "No man, I can't go bike-riding-- I messed up my bike in a game of usakweehif last night."
1. n. A japa-hapa with the most focking cool comebacks that make you give up no matter what; this mostly applies to egotistical assholes and people who are insecure.