1). A face-off between two men who have inserted lit firecrackers into their urethra's. A winner being the male who first successfully masturbates/ cumms the lit firecracker out of his urethra before igniting.

2). A gamed played on a narrow enclosed space, (6'x60') with two men, mounted on mountain bikes. One must try to get past the other man, while the other man attempts to stop him. Neither of the men are allowed to dismount their bikes.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods