Urethreal

A remarkable piss

Harry: Wow the ambience of that WC was really soothing, those binaural beats and scented soaps made for a urethreal experience
Bill: Shutup and get us a pint

by thesilentbutdeadly January 25, 2019

Urethra Cactus

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021

Urethra Franklin

After you have anal sex with a girl that ate hot peppers and get a seed stuck in your pee hole, causing undesirable burning and irration.

I thought my sunburn was painful until I had a Urethra Franklin.

by Shitonmytits January 23, 2017

urethra brothers

When you and your friend (typically a homie) touch each others urethras.

Bro#1: Hey man did you hear that John and James just got classified as urethra brothers?
Bro#2: what the fuck are you talking about.

by Camcerstic October 19, 2021

Urethraholic

An individual obsessed with pleasuring urethra's, be it there own or others.

That bitch Katie from knife to split was a hardcore urethraholic, never seen a chick cotton swab a dick like she did. As you know, she's dead and in her obituary it reads, "Will always be known as a sweet little girl by the boys down at the homeless shelter, she was abandoned at a young age and you can say Dirty Mike was a bit of a stork when it comes to the taking of children. A lady named Sarah found her after many a soup kitchens had been served in that tight little booty. She quickly discovered Katie had a fetish for putting things in peeholes when she handed her a pen to sign her name, looked away for a second and noticed Katie had placed it firmly in Sarah's urethra. Sarah's pretty much a pimp and collects abandoned hoes from the street, cleans them up a bit and then puts them through the most violent gauntlet fuck fests known to mankind.

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Urethra Boner

When the piss you've stored in your urinary bladder starts going sicko mode and it gets harder and harder to move due to the pain, just like your dick when you get a boner.

Chad: The liquids in my body are moving everywhere! It hurts so much agh lemme sit down fam.
Derek: Ya homie lie down, that's a serious Urethra Boner.

by Thugisaurus October 22, 2019

Urethral Fisting

Insertion of the fist into the urethra of a male.

Jack usually likes to take it shoulder deep in the ass, but today he was feeling particularly raunchy and tried urethral fisting on himself.

by Spic Dickuloid January 22, 2017