Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Urethra Cactus
A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.
Urethra Cactus by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021
Urethrush
When taking a piss a one stall, one urinal bathroom, you rush your piss to make sure you wash your hands before the guy taking a dump comes out and gets his shit-laden fingers all over the sink.
In order to wash my hands before the guy taking a shit came out of the stall, I had to pull a urethrush once I heard the toilet flush.
Urethrush by mattybumpo November 18, 2011
Urethra Franklin
After you have anal sex with a girl that ate hot peppers and get a seed stuck in your pee hole, causing undesirable burning and irration.
Urethra Franklin by Shitonmytits January 23, 2017
urethra brothers
Bro#1: Hey man did you hear that John and James just got classified as urethra brothers?
Bro#2: what the fuck are you talking about.
Bro#2: what the fuck are you talking about.
urethra brothers by Camcerstic October 19, 2021
Urethraholic
That bitch Katie from knife to split was a hardcore urethraholic, never seen a chick cotton swab a dick like she did. As you know, she's dead and in her obituary it reads, "Will always be known as a sweet little girl by the boys down at the homeless shelter, she was abandoned at a young age and you can say Dirty Mike was a bit of a stork when it comes to the taking of children. A lady named Sarah found her after many a soup kitchens had been served in that tight little booty. She quickly discovered Katie had a fetish for putting things in peeholes when she handed her a pen to sign her name, looked away for a second and noticed Katie had placed it firmly in Sarah's urethra. Sarah's pretty much a pimp and collects abandoned hoes from the street, cleans them up a bit and then puts them through the most violent gauntlet fuck fests known to mankind.
Urethraholic by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
Urethra Boner
When the piss you've stored in your urinary bladder starts going sicko mode and it gets harder and harder to move due to the pain, just like your dick when you get a boner.
Chad: The liquids in my body are moving everywhere! It hurts so much agh lemme sit down fam.
Derek: Ya homie lie down, that's a serious Urethra Boner.
Derek: Ya homie lie down, that's a serious Urethra Boner.
Urethra Boner by Thugisaurus October 22, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
piddlefart
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026