Urethrals 

A soft, yet chewy candy made of genetically modified semen, often harvested right from the urethra of a hairy Indian man, as well as a combination of urine-flavored jello. This makes for a delightful snack eaten by many around the world.

Muhammad: *Licks fingers* Ahh yes, the quality of these Urethrals is quite exquisite!

Urethrals by AMadHat September 15, 2024

Urethra Cactus 

A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.

Doctor: I'm sorry Sam, but you have urethra cactus

Sam: *pulls out a gun and kills himself*

Urethra Cactus by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021

Urethrush 

When taking a piss a one stall, one urinal bathroom, you rush your piss to make sure you wash your hands before the guy taking a dump comes out and gets his shit-laden fingers all over the sink.

In order to wash my hands before the guy taking a shit came out of the stall, I had to pull a urethrush once I heard the toilet flush.

Urethrush by mattybumpo November 18, 2011

Urethra Franklin 

After you have anal sex with a girl that ate hot peppers and get a seed stuck in your pee hole, causing undesirable burning and irration.

I thought my sunburn was painful until I had a Urethra Franklin.

Urethra Franklin by Shitonmytits January 23, 2017

urethra brothers 

When you and your friend (typically a homie) touch each others urethras.

Bro#1: Hey man did you hear that John and James just got classified as urethra brothers?
Bro#2: what the fuck are you talking about.

urethra brothers by Camcerstic October 19, 2021

Urethraholic 

An individual obsessed with pleasuring urethra's, be it there own or others.

That bitch Katie from knife to split was a hardcore urethraholic, never seen a chick cotton swab a dick like she did. As you know, she's dead and in her obituary it reads, "Will always be known as a sweet little girl by the boys down at the homeless shelter, she was abandoned at a young age and you can say Dirty Mike was a bit of a stork when it comes to the taking of children. A lady named Sarah found her after many a soup kitchens had been served in that tight little booty. She quickly discovered Katie had a fetish for putting things in peeholes when she handed her a pen to sign her name, looked away for a second and noticed Katie had placed it firmly in Sarah's urethra. Sarah's pretty much a pimp and collects abandoned hoes from the street, cleans them up a bit and then puts them through the most violent gauntlet fuck fests known to mankind.

Urethraholic by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Urethra Boner 

When the piss you've stored in your urinary bladder starts going sicko mode and it gets harder and harder to move due to the pain, just like your dick when you get a boner.

Chad: The liquids in my body are moving everywhere! It hurts so much agh lemme sit down fam.
Derek: Ya homie lie down, that's a serious Urethra Boner.

Urethra Boner by Thugisaurus October 22, 2019