Definitions by AMadHat
Testidium
A condition where your scrotum can’t support the weight of your testicles and they fall out of your sack and all over the floor.
This condition happens in men who don’t exercise their gooch muscles enough. It is important to check up on your homies and remind them to do gooch pooching exercises to make sure their gooch is strong enough to carry their testicles.
This condition happens in men who don’t exercise their gooch muscles enough. It is important to check up on your homies and remind them to do gooch pooching exercises to make sure their gooch is strong enough to carry their testicles.
Smegster
A person who has an unhealthy buildup of smegma and never fucking cleans their genitals because they’re too busy playing fucking Roblox Skibidi Toilet Tower Defense or flicking the bean to Vtubers.
Bartholomew: Hehehe, I can’t wait to play Skibidi Toilet Role Play!
Bob: Please shut the fuck up you fucking smegster.
Bob: Please shut the fuck up you fucking smegster.
Epi guzzling
The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.
Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!
Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?
Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?
Epi guzzling by AMadHat September 16, 2024