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The act of recognizing you're far too old to understand the language of the youth -- your fingers know before your brain that you'll need to refer to urbandictionary.com for help.

What'd they say? Is that a compliment? Man, I need to urbit that shit. And my back hurts.
I really enjoy being a cougar, but thre are times during sexting when I struggle. What did that 30-something just tell me? Thank got I can Urbit to find out.

Young person: Your body got me fucked up.

Less young person thinking (wait, let me go urbit)...
Less young person: Oh hell yeah it does!

Young one: "You taste bussin"
Less young one (thinking: ah fuck..did I not shower? Need to Urbit")

Less young one: ok awwww! thanks.
Urbit by KPopDemonPunter73 October 10, 2025
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Another name for that sick, twisted, phsycopath of a woman aka Umbridge in the Harry Potter series.
You know who's Umbitch?
Yeah! She should've died sooner than Voldemort.
umbitch by BisexualSimp November 11, 2020
A word for pink obsessed rat also a good named to call a person you deeply hate
Hey its that annoying girl umbitch
Umbitch by Fred weasley whore December 29, 2020

Uritov Cocktail 

A bottle that is urinated into by a long-haul trucker as he is driving and then thrown out the window.
Joe Bob threw a uritov cocktail out his window and splashed into the State Trooper's open window, getting him arrested.

unbitchify 

To become less of a bitch.
When I realized my father was a bitch I advised he take a class on how to unbitchify oneself.
unbitchify by Matthew827 January 29, 2014
the land of the crackbabies where cliques of edgy depressed teens who got called emo in school sit and make fun of 14 year old egirls and show off all their grafted shit from the arndale. u will definitely encounter a group of kids moshing to D&B while gurning their tits off and drinking grafted bev but give them ends on a cig and they'll love u xxxx
"u going urbis later?"
"yeah probs, just come vicky bathrooms first"
"safe g"
urbis by wutangclan4life April 7, 2020