The
act of recognizing you're
far too old to understand the
language of the youth -- your fingers know before your brain that you'll need to refer to urbandictionary.com for help.
What'd they say? Is that a compliment? Man, I need to urbit that shit. And my back hurts.
I really enjoy being a
cougar, but thre are times during sexting when I struggle. What did that 30-
something just tell me? Thank got I can Urbit to find out.
Young person: Your body got me
fucked up.
Less young person thinking (wait, let me go urbit)...
Less young person: Oh hell yeah it does!
Young one: "You taste bussin"
Less young one (thinking: ah fuck..did I not shower? Need to Urbit")
Less young one: ok awwww! thanks.