The act of recognizing you're far too old to
understand the language of the youth -- your fingers know before your brain that you'll need to refer to
urbandictionary.com for help.
What'd they say? Is that a
compliment? Man, I need to urbit that shit. And my back hurts.
I really enjoy
being a cougar, but thre are times during sexting when I struggle. What did that 30-something just tell me? Thank got I can Urbit to find out.
Young person: Your body got me fucked up.
Less
young person thinking (wait, let me go urbit)...
Less young person: Oh hell yeah it does!
Young one: "You taste bussin"
Less young one (thinking: ah fuck..did I not shower? Need to Urbit")
Less young one: ok awwww! thanks.