The act of recognizing you're far too old to understand the language of the youth -- your fingers know before your brain that you'll need to refer to urbandictionary.com for help.

What'd they say? Is that a compliment? Man, I need to urbit that shit. And my back hurts.

I really enjoy being a cougar, but thre are times during sexting when I struggle. What did that 30-something just tell me? Thank got I can Urbit to find out.

Young person: Your body got me fucked up.

Less young person thinking (wait, let me go urbit)...
Less young person: Oh hell yeah it does!

Young one: "You taste bussin"
Less young one (thinking: ah fuck..did I not shower? Need to Urbit")

Less young one: ok awwww! thanks.

Urbit by KPopDemonPunter73 October 10, 2025

Related Words

Urbitch • Urbitard • Urbitch Dicktion • Urbitrage • urb it • Ur bitch a snitch • Urbis • Urbtards • urbie • urbies

umbitch

Another name for that sick, twisted, phsycopath of a woman aka Umbridge in the Harry Potter series.

You know who's Umbitch?
Yeah! She should've died sooner than Voldemort.

umbitch by BisexualSimp November 11, 2020

Umbitch

A word for pink obsessed rat also a good named to call a person you deeply hate

Hey its that annoying girl umbitch

Umbitch by Fred weasley whore December 29, 2020

Uritov Cocktail

A bottle that is urinated into by a long-haul trucker as he is driving and then thrown out the window.

Joe Bob threw a uritov cocktail out his window and splashed into the State Trooper's open window, getting him arrested.

Uritov Cocktail by connorsji May 8, 2008

unbitchify

To become less of a bitch.

When I realized my father was a bitch I advised he take a class on how to unbitchify oneself.

unbitchify by Matthew827 January 29, 2014

urbis

the land of the crackbabies where cliques of edgy depressed teens who got called emo in school sit and make fun of 14 year old egirls and show off all their grafted shit from the arndale. u will definitely encounter a group of kids moshing to D&B while gurning their tits off and drinking grafted bev but give them ends on a cig and they'll love u xxxx

"u going urbis later?"
"yeah probs, just come vicky bathrooms first"
"safe g"

urbis by wutangclan4life April 7, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026