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Urbtards 

the Down's Syndromed, public-school-dropout morons who put definitions on urbandictionary and flaunt their stupidity by:

(1) misspelling or misabbreviating a word;
(2) using the wrong word ("there" instead of "their"); or
(3) having no fucking idea how to use an apostrophe.
Hey Allison, don't you hate it when those urbtards type "gr8" instead of "great"? How much fucking work is it to type 2 extra letters?
Urbtards by John Heinz Kerry November 10, 2004
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urbtards 

public-school-dropout morons who put definitions on urbandictionary and flaunt their stupidity by .....

4. insulting people with disabilities who actually have enough sense to know when they can't spell a word, and so they wouldn't flaunt their ignorance the way an urbtard would.
Urbtards can't tell the difference between a definition and a revision of a definition.
urbtards by Cynthia Barnes June 5, 2007
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A person who feels it necessary to abbrievate three letter words. Usually found on internet chat programs. Known as urbtard because of their extreme overuse of "urban" lingo.
Jake32tardo: Hwdy! wassup? I'm gr8t. hope ur good 2. We roc 4 lif!
normalchild: It's difficult to understand you when you talk like that, you urbtard.
jake32tardo: rofl lmao!!! ur 2 funni!
normalchild: STOP IT!
A teenager desperately trying to gain popularity by means of either posting positive remarks for their significant other or negative remarks against their arch nemesis on the popular website of urban dictionary; as a rule of thumb, general results are the same and end up with epic failure (in both the posting of the term and the relationship they currently hold).
Tom: "Nicole is the most angelic of all beings ever created."
Fred: "Dude....stop it...you're an urbtard."
Urbtard by T and D Associates August 21, 2008
Whenever a horny male simps for a female by creating an Urban Dictionary definition about the girl by name or by mentioning them.
Landyn created an new definition for Alexis in the Urban Dictionary, he's such an Urbtard.

There are too many Urbtards in the Urban Dictionary.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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