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that one fucking idiot you know that bases their personality especially on the Urban Dictionary. They will search up their names and 100% believe the definition that comes up for it. Stupid star signs, basically.
1: Yo, heard you's a Urbitch
2: I just think it's cool that my name fits my-

1: shut the fuck up, urbitch.
Urbitch by peeeater210 January 7, 2021
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someone who expends their personality upon Urban Dictionary, doing things like searching up their names and believing whatever comes up.
1: does she really act like that?
2: no, she's an urbitch
Urbitch by peeeater210 January 7, 2021

Urbitch Dicktion 

The diction that only dumbass urban dictionary editors allow because they are far too unintelligent to support a valid attempt at sprucing up the English Language.
"Slep" Master B tried to put the ingenius word "sleping" onto urban dictionary but apparently the editors were too ignorant to publish this gem of vernacular. All they support is "Urbitch Dicktion"
Another name for that sick, twisted, phsycopath of a woman aka Umbridge in the Harry Potter series.
You know who's Umbitch?
Yeah! She should've died sooner than Voldemort.
umbitch by BisexualSimp November 11, 2020
A word for pink obsessed rat also a good named to call a person you deeply hate
Hey its that annoying girl umbitch
Umbitch by Fred weasley whore December 29, 2020

unbitchify 

To become less of a bitch.
When I realized my father was a bitch I advised he take a class on how to unbitchify oneself.
unbitchify by Matthew827 January 29, 2014
A fucking bitch from Harry Potter. We hate her more than Voldemort himself. If you like her you are the dumbest human in this universe! ✨🖕🏻🙄🖕🏻✨ <——-(for Umbitch)
Umbitch is the worst.
Umbitch by Random-memer September 7, 2021
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