Urbanspoon

When you or someone you know lays down next to a bum in the city and cuddles with them, also known as spooning.

Tom: Whoa, That bum smells like piss.
John: I dare you to urbanspoon him.
John: I'll buy you beer tonight if you do it.

by amaxwell01 January 12, 2009

Urbanspoon

A urbanspoon happens when you are walking downtown or in the city and your significant other comes up behind you and holds you/gives you a hug from behind.

Dude, They just totally urbanspooned.

It's not polite to urbanspoon in front of old people.

by amaxwell01 January 12, 2009

Urbanspoon chaser

One who chooses a restaurant or cafe based solely on its Urbanspoon rating with fervent disregard for any other source of information.

Atticus waited outside Hammer and Tong cafe in Melbourne, Australia for one hour to have breakfast 'cause it got an Urbanspoon rating of 90%. He's such an Urbanspoon chaser!

by Snappy Legz April 18, 2014

Urbansomnia

When you can't sleep so you decide to help pass the time by going to urbandictionary.com and look up random words.

After several failed attempts to sleep, Jonny's urbansomnia kicked in and he went to urbandictionary.com for an hour before going back to sleep.

by kick4sparta18 August 22, 2009

Urbansomnia

When you are incapable of sleeping so you decide to go to urban dictionary to help pass the time.

After several failed attempts to sleep, Jonny's Urbansomnia kicked in, causing him to surf urbandictionary.com for 2 hours.

by kick4sparta18 August 22, 2009

Urbansson

A male who lost his penis because of all the burn wounds all across his body.
Commonly cause by being burnt a lot.

My god, Max is such an Urbansson, he had to go to the burn center because of his burn wounds.

by Brainles5 September 30, 2013

Urban Spoon

when riding on public transport and being spooned due to over crowding or someone is just a creep

woke up to this creep pressing up so close i could feel his junk, he was straight up urban spooning me

by croopstc August 15, 2011