Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Urbanspoon 

A urbanspoon happens when you are walking downtown or in the city and your significant other comes up behind you and holds you/gives you a hug from behind.
Dude, They just totally urbanspooned.

It's not polite to urbanspoon in front of old people.
Urbanspoon by amaxwell01 January 12, 2009

Urbanspoon chaser 

One who chooses a restaurant or cafe based solely on its Urbanspoon rating with fervent disregard for any other source of information.
Atticus waited outside Hammer and Tong cafe in Melbourne, Australia for one hour to have breakfast 'cause it got an Urbanspoon rating of 90%. He's such an Urbanspoon chaser!
Urbanspoon chaser by Snappy Legz April 18, 2014

Urbansomnia

When you can't sleep so you decide to help pass the time by going to urbandictionary.com and look up random words.
After several failed attempts to sleep, Jonny's urbansomnia kicked in and he went to urbandictionary.com for an hour before going back to sleep.
Urbansomnia by kick4sparta18 August 22, 2009

Urbansomnia

When you are incapable of sleeping so you decide to go to urban dictionary to help pass the time.
After several failed attempts to sleep, Jonny's Urbansomnia kicked in, causing him to surf urbandictionary.com for 2 hours.
Urbansomnia by kick4sparta18 August 22, 2009

Urbansson 

A male who lost his penis because of all the burn wounds all across his body.
Commonly cause by being burnt a lot.
My god, Max is such an Urbansson, he had to go to the burn center because of his burn wounds.
Urbansson by Brainles5 September 30, 2013

Urban Spoon 

when riding on public transport and being spooned due to over crowding or someone is just a creep
woke up to this creep pressing up so close i could feel his junk, he was straight up urban spooning me
Urban Spoon by croopstc August 15, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
Load more