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Definitions by amaxwell01

Deuce Tweets

When a man/women creates a tweet (twitter post) on the toilet using a phone, laptop or other internet connected device.
Q: I just got a twitter update from you, but weren't you just in the bathroom... Did you Deuce Tweet?

A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.
Deuce Tweets by amaxwell01 January 20, 2009

Urbanspoon 

A urbanspoon happens when you are walking downtown or in the city and your significant other comes up behind you and holds you/gives you a hug from behind.
Dude, They just totally urbanspooned.

It's not polite to urbanspoon in front of old people.
Urbanspoon by amaxwell01 January 12, 2009

Urbanspoon 

When you or someone you know lays down next to a bum in the city and cuddles with them, also known as spooning.
Tom: Whoa, That bum smells like piss.
John: I dare you to urbanspoon him.
John: I'll buy you beer tonight if you do it.
Urbanspoon by amaxwell01 January 12, 2009