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UrbanDictionary's Editors 

The guys/girls who tolerate and read through every single definition you sit there like a clown and type up no matter how dumb it is. Think it's fun? Try reading a dictionary and deciding which definitions don't belong, same thing.
This is not a REAL conversation between two of UrbanDictionary's Editors but just an imaginary one I made up in my head and both names are just made up on the spot for creative purposes and in no way represent anybody who may have similar names.

Bill - Hey Tom, this kid just submitted the definition for what appears to be an Xbox Live Gamertag and put something along the lines of getting raped and being the worst?

Tom - Don't publish that garbage, I just got one that is an advertisement. Nice try you homeless freak, denied. Go pay for some REAL advertisement!!

Bill - I love being me

Tom - Me too

Both - (laugh)
Words you can keep

urbandictionary editors 

people who never publish my defenitions
I added another defeition, but those bastard urbandictionary editors chose to not publish it again.

urbandictionary editors 

A group of people with the final power to make urbandictionary.com the website that its intended to be. But some of these assholes are on a power trip and for some reasons unknown to man , are inclined to deny perfectly legitimate definitions for words , that are in some cases , not defined.
Curious UrbanDictionary user: wtf?? unchained melody isnt defined?

Girl who submited a definition for unchained melody: well tried posting a definition but thoes fuking urbandictionary editors rejected it.

Urbandictionary editors 

A platoon of unscrupulous rapscallions who pass all the racial, sexual, prejudicial slur definitions under the sun, yet have a fetish for rejecting actual legitimate definitions which were made to educate the common reader.

They adore and often get themselves off to definitions of poor grammar which involve angst-ridden prepubescent teenage girls ranting about how apparently bad their ex-boyfriend was.
They however despise any definitions which contain actual informative content with long descriptive paragraphs and words that their sprocket-sized brains have never processed before.

If you're thinking about posting a definition just keep this info in mind.
"OH GEE, LOOKS LIKE I'LL HAVE TO REJECT THIS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT A RAPSCALLION IS SJFHDSLJFHDSLJHFJLDSHFLJDS"

"omg dis iz 2 lon i dun wan 2 reded dis, rjectd!!!111! >>>>:(((( ddfidsiufhdusoi"

Also here's "Urbandictionary editors" because I apparently need to place it in the example section for some discernible reason.

urbandictionary editors 

Internet users of questionable intelligence, who have the habit of rejecting completely legitimate definitions while accepting nonsense.
I signed up to be one of the urbandictionary editors but quickly ignored the job when I felt my IQ dropping by the second.

Urbandictionary editors 

1) A troup of anonymous dodo birds with the IQ of 3, who always reject the proper definitions, and let the abbusive and ignorant definitions be put onto the website.
2) Total bird-brained people who keep rejecting my definitions.
3) This definition would probably be rejected by them, as well
4) Constantly keep their mouse arrow hoovered on top of any definition, to immediatley reject it.
"It was very urbandictionary editors of the teacher to reject my report..."

urbandictionary editors 

1) A group of more-or-less anonymous people who are pretty much the only line of defense for this site to prevent it from being totally abused. They are pretty much the only thing between you and about 50 million explicit, pornographic, abusive, misogynistic, racist, or just plain stupid entries.
Editors have specific guidelines they must follow. However, these are often vague (especially if it's hard to tell, for example, if a term is just explaining a racial slur, or if it is in fact racist).
If your definition doesn't get published, it could be for one of two reasons:
A) It wasn't that good or
B) Someone just didn't like it for some reason.

In that case, try again...
However, bitching about them probably won't help.
1)Person: "OMG! Those evil facist urbandictionary editors rejected my entry! They suck!!!!"
Other person: "Get a life."
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