Urban Dicker

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A person who submits words to the urban dictionary. Particularly a habitual submitter.

"Lady-boner... is that, like, your hundredth word in Urban Dictionary Emelda?"

"My sixth I think. But I pinched one from Ivan, so..."

"Wow. You're a right little Urban Dicker ay"

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Urban Dicker by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 11, 2009

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Urban Dicked

v. when your name or screenname gets added to this website with a definition you might not like.

Oh no he didn't! Small dicked Nathaniel is just ASKING to get urban dicked, i'ma define his ass right now. daaamn homie.

(see "nateddog")

Urban Dicked by Curtis G May 13, 2003

Urban Dickery

The code name for the censorship at this site. I did find a humorous way to poke fun at the publishing authority here.

Over 100 published words and phrases were removed by the use of Urban Dickery.

Urban Dickery by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Urban dicked

When your submission to urban dictionary gets rejected for reasons smacking of political correctness.

I submitted an awesome funny real world phrase to Urban Dctionary but got urban dicked by the retard volunteer reviewers

Urban dicked by Fish milkshake October 30, 2017

Urban Dicked

Being unable to get any definitions or phrases posted on URBAN DICTIONARY.

Damn it, I got urban dicked again! Those bastards wont post my definition of what it's like to have sex with a goat, monkey, tomato and midget all at the same time.

Urban Dicked by Obamatang4 June 20, 2010

urban dickering

A game played between people where you take turns sharing disgusting, humorous and/or lewd Urban Dictionary definitions. The winner is the last one standing (or not puking).

"I lost the Urban Dickering game when he told me the definition of an Alabama Hot Pocket!! >barf<

urban dickering by LisaCar April 17, 2014

Urban Dickedtionaried

Thinking you have a completely original word and submit it to UD without searching it first; Only to find out it's already been published.

"What's wrong Jay?"
"I just got Urban Dickedtionaried"
"That sucks dude, what was your word?"

" Why the long face Jess?"
" I just Got UD'd"

Urban Dickedtionaried by Mastro K February 2, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026