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Saint Urbain 

Saint Urbain is a Montreal phrase. A social leech behind a fake smile. A slimy rat-like person that pretends to be a Saint! Down on his luck! He'll constantly ask for a favour or 10, "borrows" money with both eyes on ripping you off as soon as he can.
Watch him! he's nothing but a "Saint Urbain"!
Saint Urbain by EJconway June 11, 2021

dictionnaire urbain 

Baguette: Quel est le nom de ce site?

Croissant: Il est le dictionnaire urbain

Urban Dictionary Dumbass 

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."
Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Urbanal Sex 

The act of jerking off while reading all of the half ass, simplistic definitions on urban dictionary that some people seem to think are cleaver or funny.
Regular Person: Hey, you want to go do something productive with our time.
Looser: Nah, I'm going to throw my life away online having urbanal sex.
Urbanal Sex by Amoebabadass January 10, 2018

urban forestry 

The art of male grooming of the 'forest' area. Although mainly by posh gentlemen, can sometimes apply to a 'lady' with quite a forest patch which needs to be 'deknotted' or tidied up.
I say old chap. One simply cannot make lunch today. One has a man coming round to help me with my Urban Forestry
urban forestry by ShittierJokes September 13, 2017

Urban plagiarism 

When Urban dictionary doesn't publish your definition, but posts it the next day writtem by someone else, word for word.
Your word wasnot published.
Next day. your word and definition is Word of the day, just posted by someone else.
Urban plagiarism.