Upstairs-Downstairs 

A way to describe a two-story house with stairs, so it has an upstairs and a downstairs. When you’re used to only living in a single story house, an upstairs means everything!

Did you hear Monica just bought a house? And it has an upstairs-downstairs!

Upstairs-Downstairs by itsallaboutkey May 24, 2022

upstairs downstairs shower 

When you take a shower but only have time to soap up your armpits and underwear areas.

I was running late for work so I only had time for an upstairs downstairs shower.

upstairs downstairs shower by Whitetigr March 25, 2023

Upstairs, downstairs, please shut up! 

An expression used to inform someone they are behaving in a hyper or otherwise overactive manner (i.e. as in the metaphor “bouncing off the walls”) and your desire to have them tone it down a bit.

Marie: Upstairs, downstairs, please shut up!

Bobby: I’m sorry. Was I acting hyper again?

Upstairs, downstairs, please shut up! by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

upstairs vs. downstairs hangover 

Refers to da ratio of how much your "upstairs" hangovers (i.e., "morning after" headaches, nausea, etc.) affect da flabby "hangover" --- i.e., floppily-drooping beer gut --- dat gradually develops "downstairs". Generally speaking it'll be about equal; in other words, da more alcohol you guzzle, da more of an "overhang" you'll get at your waistline.

Seeing other folks afflicted with an "upstairs vs. downstairs hangover" should be ample motivation to not start drinking yourself!

upstairs vs. downstairs hangover by QuacksO November 6, 2022

Upstairs down stairs Derek 

"Upstairs Downstairs Derek" is an age-old enigma, an elusive phrase passed through generations, its meaning stubbornly out of reach. Is it a historical reference, a forgotten tale, or a nonsensical quirk? Scholars and linguists have tried decoding it, yet the phrase resists interpretation, tantalizing and frustrating in equal measure. Its mystery is compelling, a reminder that some things remain unknown, testaments to language's power and humanity's fascination with the unexplained.

What is upstairs down stairs Derek

Upstairs down stairs Derek by bin man June 21, 2025