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An uprift is a fart classification that indicates vertical mobility. This fart is capable of traveling up the ass crack and out the top of your pants. However, in the right positions this unique fart can travel in between the taint and up to your balls, tickling them in the process.
Chad: "I just busted a rad uprift bro! That shit straight up fondled my scrote!"
Topher: "Niceeeeeeeeeeee"
Uprift by Zumbaya June 27, 2021
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Upliftingness 

1. The presence of joy one brings to a situation
2. The overall feeling of euphoria that one feels after a particular situation, or event has occurred in one's favor.
3. The ability to possess or cause happiness for those around you.
1. Catherine: Mean and rudeness begets mean and rudeness.

Sean: I bring upliftingness and enjoyment too all.

2. Catherine: C'mon Matt! I brought some upliftingness to your day now.

3. Sean: That Tigers game was the very definition of upliftingness.
Upliftingness by CatherineAF October 7, 2011
Def. 1 (verb): to genetically alter a non-human species in such a way that they achieve a level and style of intelligence approaching that of human beings.

Def. 2 (noun): the process of uplifting a species.

Def. 3 (noun): an uplifed species or individual members of such a species


Bachground: Possibly first coined by David Brin in his series of science fiction books "The Uplift Saga".
Def. 1 - Although they still had decades of work ahead of them, technology had finally progressed to a level where octopi could be uplifted to become functioning members of human society.
uplift by Peter K. March 13, 2005

Uplifters 

you need uplifters in your tracks. a way of uplifting the crowed for them to appreciate it more. building up to a slamming bassline. mostly used by that "evidence" guy
ayo i threw uplifters on my tune now its the best thing ever
Uplifters by GanjaSmuggler January 24, 2011

uplifted society 

Uplifted Society also known as UPSO is a Toronto based clothing line that represents one with an "Uplifted" mind. It us owned by Kedre and Tyrone. Upliftedsociety.com
Yo, I just copped my UPSO crew neck that says Uplifted Society on the chest from Upliftedsociety.com
Uprit is a way of sex
Wife: can we do sex?
Husband: sure that is uprit
uprit by Uprit May 24, 2021

uplift others

uplift others

Also known as “UPLO”. Your actions, raise a persons level to THEIR next level.

An act that helps others, resulting in a positive outcome and feeling of upward momentum.
When they go low, we UPLO.

When they go low, we uplift others.
uplift others by UPLO Daily February 11, 2023