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Finishing up at the gym 

'Finishing up at the gym' when you are on a work trip and you are masturbating in your hotel room and your work colleges ask where you are, you respond "I'm finishing up at the gym"
Yeah Dan, I'm just finishing up at the gym. I'll be down in about 20 minutes. And then you think to yourself shit I got to finish up and clean up quickly

Why am I up at 4am 

Because your either
1) binge watching
2) thinking about weird situations that will never happen
3)thinking about a crush(refer to #2)
4) you have something to do in the morning tomorrow
Omg I cannot understand why am I up at 4am I won’t be able to stay awake at the interview.

waking up at buttfuck 

Waking up so damn early it makes the ass crack of dawn seem late.
We are waking up at buttfuck to make it to the event on time.

Stand up at the sit down 

When you have to use the regular (sit down) toilet to take a piss in a public restroom because all of the urinals are being used.
Wayne: All of the urinals were occupied so I had to do a stand up at the sit down.

Ended Up at Bulls 

When a plan that was going smoothly ends in a trashy disaster.
"I was studying very well, then I Ended Up at Bulls" "This girl and I were having a great night, and then we Ended Up at Bulls" "This girl in class leaned over and asked if I was the really good dancer at Bulls 2 days ago, and that is when I found out I Ended Up at Bulls on Thursday"
Ended Up at Bulls by PKT May 14, 2018

Nut up at the night of my life

Used when something is very good
P1: "Jenny told me I can enter her backdoor dude"
P2: "Oh nice dude"
P1: "Nut up at the night of my life!"